If your boyfriend or date thinks a seven course meal is a bucket of chicken and a 12 pack of Bud Light, or if he thinks sexual foreplay is a 1/2 hour of begging and taking off your shoes, or if he has less teeth than a carved pumpkin, you need to kick them to the curb and make way for me.
I have high standards but realistic expectations, and a few simple - yet hard to find requirements in a date: honesty, ambition, gorgeous smile, smartass humor, and a great outlook on life. I value experiences over shiny/expensive things. Material girls need not apply.
A former military guy, I have lived coast to coast (Arizona, Los Angeles, D.C.) and now I am back in the Midwest. I'm laid-back, low-maintenance with an active lifestyle. I value a woman's opinion and (occasionally) will take her advice. I read everything I can, and have a thirst for anything new. I think its hot when a gal can teach me something. Big points for a gal that is goofy and isn't afraid to make fun of me. I taught myself the electric guitar (acoustic is for pansies), can make a mean cosmo or flirtini, and imitate George Castanza. I also travel quite a bit and want more stamps in my passport. In sum, I'm enjoying my life and I think it would be great to have someone special to share it with me. If you can imagine yourself spending time with a man who always finds time for laughs, see yourself sharing exciting stories and teaching me new things, send me a message. Or if you want to show a new guy in town around...that would be sweet too.