If your boyfriend or date thinks a seven course meal is a bucket of chicken and a 12 pack of Bud Light, or if he thinks sexual foreplay is a 1/2 hour of begging and taking off your shoes, or if he has less teeth than a carved pumpkin, you need to kick them to the curb and make way for me.
I have high standards but realistic expectations, and a few simple - yet hard to find requirements in a date: honesty, ambition, gorgeous smile, smartass humor, and a great outlook on life--I don't settle. I try to date smart women, but it is hard to find a pretty one.
I'm laid-back, low-maintenance with a strong sense of duty (currently deployed overseas) and values. I read everything I can, and have a thirst for anything new. I think its hot when a gal can teach me something new. Big points for a gal that is goofy and isn't afraid to make fun of me. I taught myself the electric guitar (acoustic is for pansies), can make a mean cosmo, and imitate George Castanza. I also travel quite a bit and have ambition to see every continent. In sum, I'm enjoying my life and I think it would be great to have someone special to share it with me. If you can imagine yourself spending time with an ambitious young lawyer who regardless of his hours always finds time for those he cares about, see yourself sharing exciting stories and teaching me new things, send me a message. As Caesar said, "Let the dice fly".