I just moved here from Canada : I speak French, I'm used to the Queen running around and socializing health care, I can't be president and if you spill water on me I multiply. Also I say eh without any irony.
I don't really know anyone here yet. I love to travel, but I'm going to be here for a while and do the career thing. As much fun as rural China can be, it just doesn't pay the bills. Now I'm looking for people for anything; bowling poorly, drinking socially or building anything
Uhhh... say some more, right?
I served 4 consecutive life sentences in solitary confinement for three crimes I didn't commit and a fashion crime against which I was poorly defended. I've lived on forged papers in communist china on the run from the man. I then headed south through the Himalayas to start a new life in Katmandu (where the sandwiches were much better).
I lost on Jeopardy, but won it all back on Wheel of Fortune, then lost 500 000 pounds crooked game of poker to a hatchet man who ran a sex shop, but Sting kept his bar. When not buying stereos, I finance revolutions. I edit wikipedia.
I can hard boil an egg using only my mind. I was in part responsible for the failure of the league of nations and the success of the league of extraordinary gentlemen. I lost most of my aesthetic value in the stock market. I own a lot of things in jars.