Ok i'm being 100% honest here. I have no job, no income (aside from what I can beg, borrow or steal) and I live in my friend's basement. My car was auctioned off from an impound lot while I was in the hospital (at the moment I have health issues that cause me constant pain and grave insomnia but rest assured it's not contagious lol). After spending 20 years living in Los Angeles, at the top of my game as a visual effects artist working on top rated TV shows like Star Trek, I had to basically end it all to pursue health issues. Don't worry it's not catchy and, believe it or not, I'm a pretty entertaining guy with a good sense of humor and a decent sense of style - I'll keep you laughing - wait what's this my battery is dying I have to plug in? Ok trust me I may not be able to pay for dates but I like to cuddle, talk until all hours (I have lots of amusing stories) and will stroke your hair until you fall asleep in my arms. Sound good? Say hi! At least you know everything you've read here is true!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Eat, drink and be merry. I usually pick something more creative than Starbucks or long walks on the beach (maybe ice cream and Pac Man). In a perfect world, we have a great time and I call you the next day (for me, the 3-day rule only applies to leftover chinese food).
Hmmm, depending on how you read the title of this section (describe what you would do on a first date (optional), you could take that to mean a first date was optional. So if you decided NOT to have a first date, what would happen? Skip straight to the second date? Actually, I think that would be better, everyone is more relaxed on a second date. So let's meet for a second date first and save the first one for later.
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