Are you looking for that special someone, a great guy with a good sense of humour, honesty, integrity, loves furry kids and cute animals, writes poetry while cleaning carburettors, loves to cook cordon bleu meals then washes the dishes, leaves the toilet lid down, remembers anniversaries and does yoga? Well, that's me! Yes, I'm your purfect match! I'm a double nobel lauriate (literature and pottery) with Oxford PhD in Ovine Physiology, Rhodes scholar, 3 star Michellin chef, and 2 times world champion cane-toad wrestler. I also give a great shitsu massage!
This probably best handeled by describing what I WOULDN'T do. I most definitely would never again wear a tiger stripped thong under loose trousers with my fly down on a date. I would now usually avoid arriving to the date location completely pissed, vomiting on my date and passing out in the doorway without a taxi fare in my wallet. I no longer take a potential partners to 3 hour advanced calculus lectures for a first date. I would never steal a dates credit card on a first date and use it to import large amounts of contraban fine french brie, anymore.
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