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Non-Smoker with Average body type
Orange county, California
33 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Black Libra with Black
D-Apostrophe is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About D'Andre
Hi all, the name is D’Andre…. I just moved back to Orange County from LA.
I'm pretty confident that was the sexiest way to open this.

I have no idea how long this is going to wind up being. I tend to run on when I talk, and I’m pretty sure that translates to typing as well.
I’m not your average anything… I’m not a bro, I’m not gangsta, I don’t act a particular way. I’m just me.
The online dating scene isn’t new to me, I’ve done it a couple times before and have met some amazing people. Most of which are still friends; granted, none are girlfriends. If they were, I’d be quite the player.
Just so you know, this will be the start of a bunch of sentences that start with “I”.
I have a random sense of humor. I’m pretty sure I can make a joke out of anything… offensive sometime? Maybe. But I always know my audience, so I never cross the line. Stepping to it on the other hand…
I’d love to find someone who can dish it with me.
I love to use ellipses… I can’t help it. It’s like crack.
I don’t do crack.
I don’t have a passport, I haven’t traveled (don't judge, being untraveled doesn't edict my character) I eat meat, I’ve never skydived.
I’m a fan of food. Bacon is amazing. As are bananas.. they are delicious and come in easy open pouches
I’m just a guy… I’m a little nerdy, a lot geeky, zero bit douchey. I have slight a$$hole tendencies (who doesn’t? ) I strive to be honest and expect honesty out of the people I surround myself with.
I can be a little extroverted.
If you haven’t noticed by now I’m just writing what’s coming to my mind; stuff that I think you should know.
I love music, I’m listening to it right now (System of a Down is on currently). I love all sorts of music, don’t ask me to tie it to one genre.
I’m a hypocrite; my opinions on things will change from time to time.
I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican, I agree with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It’s idiotic to me to choose a singular party.
I generally don’t care if people are offended by my opinions. They are my opinions for a reason.
I like comics (as in comic books, comic book characters… yes, I’ve seen all the comic book movies, and most of them I see at midnight) Told you I was a geek.
My favorite character is Spider-Man. If that just turned you off then you aren’t for me.. obviously.
I was once asked by a co-worker “do you watch sports?” I said No, then he asked if I played video game, I then said “not really” then he asked “what do you do?” I said “Other things”
Again, I don’t watch sports… at all. I really just don’t care... at all. It’s cool if you’re into sports. I don’t mind actually going to a game, but you’d be hard pressed to get me to watch on TV.
I love movies, I love seeing them in the theater.
I don’t eat snacks in the theater though… the crunching distracts me.
What am I looking for here?
An effing awesome girlfriend ultimately. I love smart girls. No douche bags, please. (yes, girls can be douches, too)
I would never consider a girl who alternated her capitals and lower-case letters in a single word.
I like going out and having a good time with many fermented beverages, but if that’s all you’re about then you are also not for me.
I don’t particularly feel much like typing anymore… so if this here intrigues you, and my attractiveness level is efficient, then proceed to email me. Otherwise, I hope you enjoyed the read.

All I need is someone brainy, funny, quirky, with a dash of sexy.

exes and oh's. semi-colon, closed-parenthesis

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