D-Apostrophe: Saying "ask me" doesn't count as a description.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Orange county, California
34 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Black, Libra
D-Apostrophe is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About D'Andre
“ I'm D'Andre, a master cuddler who will strategically wiggle my numb arm from underneath your head without waking you.
I'm pretty confident that was the sexiest way to open this.
I have no idea how long this will go on for. I tend to run on when I talk, and I’m pretty sure that translates to typing as well.
I’m not your average anything... I’m just me.
Just so you know, this will be the start of a bunch of sentences that start with “I”.
I have a random sense of humor. Life shouldn't be taken seriously. Laugh loud, and laugh a lot.. I’d love to find someone who I can go toe to toe with in verbal sparing.
I love to use ellipses… I can’t help it..
I have no passport stamps (Judge if you must, being untraveled doesn't edict my character)
I’ve never skydived.
I don't own a boat.
I do own a motorcycle.
The aforementioned motorcycle does not work on water.
I eat meat.
I’m a fan of food. Bacon is amazing. As are bananas.. they are delicious and come in easy open pouches
I’m just a guy… I’m a little nerdy. I can be a bit of a****at times (but no one is 100% not a**** I strive to be honest and expect honesty out of the people I surround myself with.
I can be a little extroverted.
If you haven’t noticed by now I’m just writing what’s coming to my mind; stuff that I think you should know.
I love music, I’m listening to it right now (Cold War Kids are on currently). I love all sorts of music, don’t ask me to tie it to one genre.
I can be a hypocrite; my opinions on things will change from time to time.
I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican, I agree with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It’s idiotic to me to choose a singular party.
I generally don’t care if people are offended by my opinions. They are my opinions. (Not that I'm possessive or anything.)
I like comics (as in comic books, comic book characters, comic book movies.
Who is my favorite character, you ask? Spider-Man... We have a lot in common.
If that just turned you off then I just successfully weeded you out. Huzzah for me.
I was once asked by a co-worker “do you watch sports?” I said "No", then he asked “What do you do?” I said “Other things”
Again, I don’t watch sports… at all. I really just don’t care... at all. It’s cool if you’re into sports. I don’t mind going to a live game.
I love movies, I love seeing them in the theater. It's a fantastic escape with an experience you just can't get at home.
I don’t eat snacks in the theater though… the crunching distracts me.
What am I looking for here?
Someone effing awesome, obviously. I love the smart ones. No douche bags, please. (yes, girls can be douches, too)
No, I don't want to snapchat, instagram, tweet, or kik message you. I may send you one of those nifty "cut and paste" messages that seem to be so prevalent here.
I think I'm done now… so if this here intrigues you, and my attractiveness level is sufficient, then proceed to email me. Otherwise, I hope you enjoyed the read.

In short: Be funny, quirky, brainy, opinionated, snarky, playful, drive with the music loud while you dance in the car, and be awesome.
Or if you're just up for a game of schoolyard kickball.

Exes and oh's. Semi-colon, closed-parenthesis

-D' ”

First Date
Let's engage in general buffoonery.

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