“ I'm D'Andre, a master cuddler who will strategically wiggle my numb arm from underneath your head without waking you.
I'm pretty confident that was the sexiest way to open this.
I have no idea how long this will go on for. I tend to run on when I talk, and I’m pretty sure that translates to typing as well.
I’m not your average anything... I’m just me.
Just so you know, this will be the start of a bunch of sentences that start with “I”.
I have a random sense of humor. Life shouldn't be taken seriously. Laugh loud, and laugh a lot.. I’d love to find someone who I can go toe to toe with in verbal sparing.
I love to use ellipses… I can’t help it..
I have no passport stamps (Judge if you must, being untraveled doesn't edict my character)
I’ve never skydived.
I don't own a boat.
I do own a motorcycle.
The aforementioned motorcycle does not work on water.
I eat meat.
I’m a fan of food. Bacon is amazing. As are bananas.. they are delicious and come in easy open pouches
I’m just a guy… I’m a little nerdy. I can be a bit of a****at times (but no one is 100% not a**** I strive to be honest and expect honesty out of the people I surround myself with.
I can be a little extroverted.
If you haven’t noticed by now I’m just writing what’s coming to my mind; stuff that I think you should know.
I love music, I’m listening to it right now (Cold War Kids are on currently). I love all sorts of music, don’t ask me to tie it to one genre.
I can be a hypocrite; my opinions on things will change from time to time.
I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican, I agree with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It’s idiotic to me to choose a singular party.
I generally don’t care if people are offended by my opinions. They are my opinions. (Not that I'm possessive or anything.)
I like comics (as in comic books, comic book characters, comic book movies.
Who is my favorite character, you ask? Spider-Man... We have a lot in common.
If that just turned you off then I just successfully weeded you out. Huzzah for me.
I was once asked by a co-worker “do you watch sports?” I said "No", then he asked “What do you do?” I said “Other things”
Again, I don’t watch sports… at all. I really just don’t care... at all. It’s cool if you’re into sports. I don’t mind going to a live game.
I love movies, I love seeing them in the theater. It's a fantastic escape with an experience you just can't get at home.
I don’t eat snacks in the theater though… the crunching distracts me.
What am I looking for here?
Someone effing awesome, obviously. I love the smart ones. No douche bags, please. (yes, girls can be douches, too)
No, I don't want to snapchat, instagram, tweet, or kik message you. I may send you one of those nifty "cut and paste" messages that seem to be so prevalent here.
I think I'm done now… so if this here intrigues you, and my attractiveness level is sufficient, then proceed to email me. Otherwise, I hope you enjoyed the read.
In short: Be funny, quirky, brainy, opinionated, snarky, playful, drive with the music loud while you dance in the car, and be awesome.
Or if you're just up for a game of schoolyard kickball.
Exes and oh's. Semi-colon, closed-parenthesis
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Let's engage in general buffoonery.