Hi all, the name is D’Andre…. I just moved back to Orange County from LA.
I'm pretty confident that was the sexiest way to open this.
I have no idea how long this is going to wind up being. I tend to run on when I talk, and I’m pretty sure that translates to typing as well.
I’m not your average anything… I’m not a bro, I’m not gangsta, I don’t act a particular way. I’m just me.
The online dating scene isn’t new to me, I’ve done it a couple times before and have met some amazing people. Most of which are still friends; granted, none are girlfriends. If they were, I’d be quite the player.
Just so you know, this will be the start of a bunch of sentences that start with “I”.
I have a random sense of humor. I’m pretty sure I can make a joke out of anything… offensive sometime? Maybe. But I always know my audience, so I never cross the line. Stepping to it on the other hand…
I’d love to find someone who can dish it with me.
I love to use ellipses… I can’t help it. It’s like crack.
I don’t do crack.
I don’t have a passport, I haven’t traveled (don't judge, being untraveled doesn't edict my character) I eat meat, I’ve never skydived.
I’m a fan of food. Bacon is amazing. As are bananas.. they are delicious and come in easy open pouches
I’m just a guy… I’m a little nerdy, a lot geeky, zero bit douchey. I have slight a$$hole tendencies (who doesn’t? ) I strive to be honest and expect honesty out of the people I surround myself with.
I can be a little extroverted.
If you haven’t noticed by now I’m just writing what’s coming to my mind; stuff that I think you should know.
I love music, I’m listening to it right now (System of a Down is on currently). I love all sorts of music, don’t ask me to tie it to one genre.
I’m a hypocrite; my opinions on things will change from time to time.
I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican, I agree with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It’s idiotic to me to choose a singular party.
I generally don’t care if people are offended by my opinions. They are my opinions for a reason.
I like comics (as in comic books, comic book characters… yes, I’ve seen all the comic book movies, and most of them I see at midnight) Told you I was a geek.
My favorite character is Spider-Man. If that just turned you off then you aren’t for me.. obviously.
I was once asked by a co-worker “do you watch sports?” I said No, then he asked if I played video game, I then said “not really” then he asked “what do you do?” I said “Other things”
Again, I don’t watch sports… at all. I really just don’t care... at all. It’s cool if you’re into sports. I don’t mind actually going to a game, but you’d be hard pressed to get me to watch on TV.
I love movies, I love seeing them in the theater.
I don’t eat snacks in the theater though… the crunching distracts me.
What am I looking for here?
An effing awesome girlfriend ultimately. I love smart girls. No douche bags, please. (yes, girls can be douches, too)
I would never consider a girl who alternated her capitals and lower-case letters in a single word.
I like going out and having a good time with many fermented beverages, but if that’s all you’re about then you are also not for me.
I don’t particularly feel much like typing anymore… so if this here intrigues you, and my attractiveness level is efficient, then proceed to email me. Otherwise, I hope you enjoyed the read.
All I need is someone brainy, funny, quirky, with a dash of sexy.
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