Funny guy with killer body and money to burn seeks woman who doesn't believe everything she reads...
Wouldn't you be surprised if you met a very unique guy on-line? I know you might be skeptical but read on.
I'm insightful, irreverent and a little bit of an enigmatic goofball at times, it all depends on which medication I choose to take that particular day. I have a somewhat sarcastic sense of humor but I know when to restrain myself (most of the time).
I'm a conversationalist and usually don't have problems making friends. I look pretty good (most people don't run when they see me) and I have great looking eyes (thanks mom).
I'm independent in that I can can cook, clean and shop for clothes by myself (thanks again mom), but that in no way means that I wouldn't enjoy sharing those things with someone special. I'm loads of fun too! Karaoke? Rock climbing, strip poker, road trip to Deloot (nice accent 'eh), running down the up escalator? Go on, dare me. I'll do it, dragging you right along!
Oh yeah, I'm honest too. I'm so honest that I failed lie detector tests in eight different police precincts in three different states. I mean, uh- did I type that out loud? ANYWAY....
Here's what I'm looking for: A woman that's looking for a good time (get your head out of the gutter). You can be a dervish on the dance floor, a chemist in the kitchen and a dynamo in the gym (no need to look The Terminator though). Adventurous in that you are more intrigued than afraid when I say "HEY, I've got an idea!!!"
You have a great sense of humor; quirky/sarcastic/kooky is good, I enjoy being entertained by a woman as much as the next guy (I said get your head out of the gutter, at least for now). You can talk about anything and everything (story telling is good). You like to have fun both outdoors and indoors, dancing and biking is a huge plus.
You're independent yet not afraid to let someone into your life and share your emotions. Yeah, I can even say the 'E' word without cringing much (it's the medication). Act now, this offer is available for a limited time!!!
(Just long enough to find the right one!)