Update... I'm in a loving relationship, I'm just here to stay connected with a few cool people I've met here. I met my man here, so this sh*tworks! Happy fishing!
In the midst of the music
I tell her I love her,
We both laugh cause we know it isn't true.
I can make anything fun.
I like guys with trucks cause then I know they won't be trying to put me in the trunk.
We will get along great if you let me control the radio.
Please guys, for the love of God, do not message me your penis size, or send me pictures of it, no matter how big and wonderful you claim it is. Don't waste our time by asking for pictures of my boobs, vagina or ass, cause it's not going to happen. Please don't ask me if I would like to watch you jerk off or vice versa.
Fu*k guys, show some class, it will make you stand out from the rest.
Humor is my biggest turn on.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
It does not matter as long as I make it out alive..oh and it be nice if I can get all my clothes back, even my sunglasses.