Greetings, human. I am entirely sure of what to write here. I do not value family and friends highly as many on this site do. I value basketball, film, video games and love. If your idea of fun is drinking yourself into a haze and attempting to seduce the nearest degenerate on the floor, then I am the man for you!
I just can't get enough of the NBA. I dig deep into the history and the fringes of the game. I generally find professional sports to be bland and faceless, but the NBA has a high concentration of strange aberrations and eccentric characters. My love is bordering on obsession and I think my head is turning into a basketball. Can you please take a look at that for me and tell me what you think? I love playing too, so you'll have to back me down in the post or face third row rejections all day.
Movies are my lifeblood and I wouldn't be able to live without them. The best movies have a hypnotic effect, encompassing my thoughts and forcing me to lose myself in them. By now I must sound like one of those stinking old drunkies that goes "blurp, blurp, blurp" in the night.
If I have the head of a basketball and the blood of a movie, I guess I have the soul of a video game. They go "beep, beep" and I press a button. There's not much more to it than that, but they somehow cause the neurons in my brain to fire from one place to another and emit feelings of wonder and peace throughout my body. If feelings of wonder and peace aren't soulful I guess I'm just a robot.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, I would like to learn more about your life and who you are as a person so I guess a movie or something.
No wait, rock climbing!