| About | Non-Smoker with Thin body type | City | Edmonton Alberta | |
| Details | 27 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Yes | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Disillusioned Corporate Sellout | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Relationship History The longest relationship JTmanXXX has been in was over years long. |
Interests
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About Me
I like to think of myself as an intelligent, muscular stud. I picture myself as a mixture between Brad Pitt and Will Smith. I like ladies, sex (even if it's with my hand), cats, star trek and dinosaurs. I hope to one day be an owner of a large corporation, or a paleontologist. However my parents are making me take art courses at the university, as they see me as a Dance Instructor. They pay the bills, so I have to listen to them. I was cut on the third audition of the popular TV show "So you think you can dance", not because of my dance skills; but my partner sucked. My mom really should learn to dance better. I'm looking for a GIRL who knows how to boogie (both on the dance floor and in bed), who thinks that Captain Picard is the ultimate star trek captain, is somewhat opinionated, but is always prepared to let me get my way, and likes their eggs with peanut butter.
About the above, pretty much if you find it funny you share my sense of humor. I don't really dance but I'm willing to pretend I can to impress people. While I'm not really the paleontologist type I do hope to one day rule over a small corporate subsidiary with an iron fist. I should also point out that I'm not a Brad Pitt/Will Smith kind of character; I'm more of a Wayne Brady, non-threatening until David Chappell gets me riled up.
Aside from finding the above funny I'm looking for someone who is smart, sarcastic and as cynical as I am. Also I’m not one for the bar scene. I like drinking in my basement while watching reruns of the A-team and trying to figure out just how many washed up Hogan’s Heroes extras were in the scene when Hannibal blew up the bunker. Yeah, now that’s what I call a productive Monday night.
My Favorite...
food is Butter Chicken
song is Up on the Roof, Drifters
Colour is Orange
Movie is The Blues Brothers
Random facts:
I accidently got banned from a block buster video, it really wasn't my fault.
I was once was awake for 62 hours.
I'm a wicked chef, seriously I'm pretty sure I could take Iron chef Kenichi
I'm an environmentalist.
I once accidently touched Patrick Swayze...I have yet to regain full feeling in that hand.
47 is a far more important number than 42.
I've spent a few months slumming it across Europe, it changed my life.
A note: If your profile contains two sentences or less you are either inarticulate or uninteresting, either way please spare me the trouble of having to delete your message which always seems to read, "Hey how is it going tonight?"
About the above, pretty much if you find it funny you share my sense of humor. I don't really dance but I'm willing to pretend I can to impress people. While I'm not really the paleontologist type I do hope to one day rule over a small corporate subsidiary with an iron fist. I should also point out that I'm not a Brad Pitt/Will Smith kind of character; I'm more of a Wayne Brady, non-threatening until David Chappell gets me riled up.
Aside from finding the above funny I'm looking for someone who is smart, sarcastic and as cynical as I am. Also I’m not one for the bar scene. I like drinking in my basement while watching reruns of the A-team and trying to figure out just how many washed up Hogan’s Heroes extras were in the scene when Hannibal blew up the bunker. Yeah, now that’s what I call a productive Monday night.
My Favorite...
food is Butter Chicken
song is Up on the Roof, Drifters
Colour is Orange
Movie is The Blues Brothers
Random facts:
I accidently got banned from a block buster video, it really wasn't my fault.
I was once was awake for 62 hours.
I'm a wicked chef, seriously I'm pretty sure I could take Iron chef Kenichi
I'm an environmentalist.
I once accidently touched Patrick Swayze...I have yet to regain full feeling in that hand.
47 is a far more important number than 42.
I've spent a few months slumming it across Europe, it changed my life.
A note: If your profile contains two sentences or less you are either inarticulate or uninteresting, either way please spare me the trouble of having to delete your message which always seems to read, "Hey how is it going tonight?"
First Date
First I like to start things off hot and steamy. A little make out session in the car usually does the trick. If I'm feeling daring, I might try the old motorboat for a couple seconds. Second, I'm all about the eat fast, eat cheap, so the nearest McDonalds is a must. Lastly, once my belly is full; I like to go back to my house for a few drinks, giving me the chance to show off my true charm. I have a move I like to call the "slip of tongue". I'll let your imagination wonder on that one. Hopefully this will lead to some hot sex, where as a finale I might surprise you with a "Cleveland steamer" or a Spiderman! Oh, and bring your own vehicle, I don't own a car and still live with my parents.
Same goes for this bit, but for the record I don't live with my parents and I do own my own car...though I am loathe to drive it because it is essentially a death trap on wheels. However if you were up for a little excitement and danger I would pick you up in my thunderous, hulking vehicle and take you somewhere nice, that wasn't McDonalds...maybe an Arbies or a Denny's somewhere with real plastic table cloths!
Sparing that I am partial to long walks to nowhere, going for a bike ride or going to see some bizzare yet intellectually stimulating indie film at the princess. It may be wierd and lacking in traditional hollywood conventions but it'll definatly give us something to talk about when we hit the marble slab afterwards. Or we could simply grab a pint at a nice irish pub and talk, actually I think that last one is my favorite.
What I'm NOT looking for
-Head Games: its nothing personal I just suck at these so I prefer not to play them
-Drama: I secretly love ER as much as the next guy but I am in no rush for my life to turn into an episode of the OC (or anything else that can be described in two letters).
-Stacey's or anybody else's mom: As much as I like kids I'm far too irresponsible to be involved with anyone who has them.
What I AM looking for
-Smart: Intelligent girls who know what they want from life, nothing is more sexy.
-Funny: if you don't have a sense of humor; my sarcasm and one liners will most likely drive you insane, but then again if you didn't appreciate a joke I imagine my profile has already scared you off pretty good.
-Honest: I say what I think (I'm not a jackass about it I can be polite) and I'm looking for someone who will extend the same courtesy.
-At Least Intermediate Dr Mario Skills: If you can't clear virus level 10 on medium then I honestly don't see a future for us.
-Articulate: The fine art of putting our convoluted thoughts into words seems to be falling by the wayside, I guess what I'm saying is that if you regularly use the words "OMG, LOLZ, Wut" and even the dreaded "u" not only will I not reply but I'll die inside...just a little.
-Happy: Despite the fact that I'm currently on a dating site I'm actually pretty happy with my life, You should be too.
Same goes for this bit, but for the record I don't live with my parents and I do own my own car...though I am loathe to drive it because it is essentially a death trap on wheels. However if you were up for a little excitement and danger I would pick you up in my thunderous, hulking vehicle and take you somewhere nice, that wasn't McDonalds...maybe an Arbies or a Denny's somewhere with real plastic table cloths!
Sparing that I am partial to long walks to nowhere, going for a bike ride or going to see some bizzare yet intellectually stimulating indie film at the princess. It may be wierd and lacking in traditional hollywood conventions but it'll definatly give us something to talk about when we hit the marble slab afterwards. Or we could simply grab a pint at a nice irish pub and talk, actually I think that last one is my favorite.
What I'm NOT looking for
-Head Games: its nothing personal I just suck at these so I prefer not to play them
-Drama: I secretly love ER as much as the next guy but I am in no rush for my life to turn into an episode of the OC (or anything else that can be described in two letters).
-Stacey's or anybody else's mom: As much as I like kids I'm far too irresponsible to be involved with anyone who has them.
What I AM looking for
-Smart: Intelligent girls who know what they want from life, nothing is more sexy.
-Funny: if you don't have a sense of humor; my sarcasm and one liners will most likely drive you insane, but then again if you didn't appreciate a joke I imagine my profile has already scared you off pretty good.
-Honest: I say what I think (I'm not a jackass about it I can be polite) and I'm looking for someone who will extend the same courtesy.
-At Least Intermediate Dr Mario Skills: If you can't clear virus level 10 on medium then I honestly don't see a future for us.
-Articulate: The fine art of putting our convoluted thoughts into words seems to be falling by the wayside, I guess what I'm saying is that if you regularly use the words "OMG, LOLZ, Wut" and even the dreaded "u" not only will I not reply but I'll die inside...just a little.
-Happy: Despite the fact that I'm currently on a dating site I'm actually pretty happy with my life, You should be too.
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