Whats up my name is so and so and I really don't care if anyone reads this. Its online dating, I prefer real life way more. Having a connection is something that happens naturally, not through a computer. You cant tell if someone is attractive by a pre-fabricated pose in a picture, you have to see them in reality, their body language, their confidence, etc. Anyways, please reply ! I need a girlfriend sooooo bad, god please, anyone, I don' even care if your short and fat at this point.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My first date would consist of licking ice cream off your feet, only to tell you that your socks were ugly and completely turned me off.