UtahBoy801: Shopping for grade A meat with a grade C budget.
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
South jordan, Utah
Details
36 year old Man, 6' 11" (211cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Blonde hair
Intent
UtahBoy801 is looking for a relationship.
Education
PhD / Post Doctoral
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
I work







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years



About Me
Welcome to the meat market everybody!! Let's be honest! The first, and most likely only thing we even looks at on this site is the pictures. If by some chance we do move on from there, its to move through the age, height, body type, and let's not forget the ever important income level. If those don't fit into our narrow view of beauty and attractiveness we will move on from there thinking "what a loser" without ever taking a look in the proverbial mirror. Because let's face it, we all deserve better than we deserve.

If by some chance we do happen to like the pictures of the person who took the time to email us, 90% of their description really doesn't matter. I know I don't like ______, but hey, you're hot so I will let that slide. As long as you fit our narrow, and shallow view of beauty we are very willing to overlook the things we know will ultimately become the reason we stop answering your calls.

The world is a shallow place, but none of us believe we are shallow. We all want the nice girl/guy, but they have to come in pretty packaging. Otherwise they are as worthless to us as a glass of water to a drowning man.

I could write something here about my personality, my passions, my vulnerabilities, or my philosophies. That would be a waste of time. Drink in the beauty(of course this is subjective) of my photographs and if this tickles something inside you, feel free to email me. But remember, I too am a slave to the shallow. If perhaps my abs aren't hard enough, I don't make enough money, or my hair is too blonde, hey good hunting. I'm sure your Dionysus is waiting just for you in all your unmitigated perfection.

First Date
If you've made it this far into my profile then it is now my turn to judge you solely on your pictures and generic profile. If perchance I enjoy your pictures or just the way you bite your lip and have been nominally riveted by your whit and charm we could always take my chariot to the ball for a magical night of romance and love. Or we could just get some drinks at the local pub.