| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | toronto Ontario | |
| Details | 33 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | I have one... | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | N/A |
Relationship
Intent BAMMMM is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship BAMMMM has been in was over 2 years long. |
About Me
Before you fall in love with me, there are some things you should know...
- I own zero shirts with gems on them and I don't fight in the UFC. I know what you thinking, how will the planes see us on that deserted island without millions of crystals reflecting the sun on my shirt, relax, I thought you liked the beach? As far as the UFC, I'm not a huge gorilla on roids looking to wrestle the nearest dude for 5 minutes. The only person I want to pin down is you..;) and I don't need to train with George St Pierre to do it....cause you're little.
- I have a sarcastic sense of humour. I like to tease you and maybe sometimes poke fun at you, and you can do the same to me, and it's fun, we laugh and giggle, then roll down that hill and high five each other. For this magic to work, you can't be made of glass and crack every time I make a joke, roll with the punches babe...jeez. Remember when little Johnny would pull little Jenny's hair on the playground, its cause he liked her.
- I'm a guy ----I like guy things--- Hockey (yes)---Figure Skating (no) ---- Beer (yes)-----Blueberry Vex (no)----Dexter (yes)---So you think you can dance (no)----Chopping wood (yes)-----Baking quiche (no) .....I think you have the idea. This does not mean I'm one sided, I have many sides...like a hexagon...how many sides do they have? The point is I also like you. Which means I am willing to endure the girlie things you love..;)
(this is when the studio audience lets out a collective awwwwwwwwww....)
I'm not your sugar daddy...c'mon...they're overrated anyways. Are you telling me you'd rather have an elderly sugar daddy with wrinkly old balls that you have to bathe everyday and have zero fun or connection with than the charming, charismatic, dashingly handsome young fellow in this profile? ....who you also have to bathe everyday...;)
Honestly, I'm confident, down to earth, take care of myself, and like to have fun and explore new things. If I just described you, then maybe, just maybe, we can call off the search.
- I own zero shirts with gems on them and I don't fight in the UFC. I know what you thinking, how will the planes see us on that deserted island without millions of crystals reflecting the sun on my shirt, relax, I thought you liked the beach? As far as the UFC, I'm not a huge gorilla on roids looking to wrestle the nearest dude for 5 minutes. The only person I want to pin down is you..;) and I don't need to train with George St Pierre to do it....cause you're little.
- I have a sarcastic sense of humour. I like to tease you and maybe sometimes poke fun at you, and you can do the same to me, and it's fun, we laugh and giggle, then roll down that hill and high five each other. For this magic to work, you can't be made of glass and crack every time I make a joke, roll with the punches babe...jeez. Remember when little Johnny would pull little Jenny's hair on the playground, its cause he liked her.
- I'm a guy ----I like guy things--- Hockey (yes)---Figure Skating (no) ---- Beer (yes)-----Blueberry Vex (no)----Dexter (yes)---So you think you can dance (no)----Chopping wood (yes)-----Baking quiche (no) .....I think you have the idea. This does not mean I'm one sided, I have many sides...like a hexagon...how many sides do they have? The point is I also like you. Which means I am willing to endure the girlie things you love..;)
(this is when the studio audience lets out a collective awwwwwwwwww....)
I'm not your sugar daddy...c'mon...they're overrated anyways. Are you telling me you'd rather have an elderly sugar daddy with wrinkly old balls that you have to bathe everyday and have zero fun or connection with than the charming, charismatic, dashingly handsome young fellow in this profile? ....who you also have to bathe everyday...;)
Honestly, I'm confident, down to earth, take care of myself, and like to have fun and explore new things. If I just described you, then maybe, just maybe, we can call off the search.
First Date
Something spontaneous, I got it covered, no worries......
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