| About | Occasional Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Niagara Region Ontario | |
| Details | 49 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | cooking for lazy people | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent StraightjacketOptional is actively seeking a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship StraightjacketOptional has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
The headline? I was bored..needed to put something there.Whatever..
Down to brass tacks,as they say:
I know it says I'm actively seeking a relationship,but most of the time when I'm on here,it's to keep in touch with friends from the forums.I AM looking for a serious relationship,but I think if I find one,it'll be in my day to day life.But,who knows,right?
Now onto to the rotten truth!Healthwise,the last year was crap...after my 3rd knee surgery I was told nicely by the doctor that I have osteo-arthritis,so my mountain-climbing days are over.Hell, my bicycle riding days are over ,too!So,until they decide to do a knee replacement and make me into the Bionic Woman,I just have to be grateful to be able to walk.
And,yes,the photos are over a year old.I look the same,but add 20 pounds (just being honest..some of woman are,ya know.lol!)
Oh,and I just found out that I'm going to be a grandma.I still think I'm too young to be a Granny,so I think I'll have to teach the child to call me "Mumsy" instead :)
Now,I'm supposed to talk about my self,right?
I'm me...end of story.Got a bit of a sarcastic streak,can't stand when someone bashes their ex,rarely watch TV,but watch tons of movies,don't care for NASCAR or motorcycles,Love hot chicken wings,and I have an evil cat (I'm serious about that!)
Okay..now according to the "Edit Page",I should talk about my hobbies,goals/aspirations and my 'uniqueness'...blah,blah,blah,yada,yada....
I don't think it's reasonable to expect anyone to file their life into one or two tidy paragraphs.Besides,isn't the whole 'dating' part of the process supposed to be where you learn about one another?
Anyways,,let's see;
Love bars-nope
Bungee Jumping-nope
Skydiving-nope
Motorcycles-nope
Tattoos-nope
Gym Membership-nope
HOLY SHIT!!!I'm average!!
Well,that just blows chunks!
P.S...it seems that the more ascerbic I make this profile,the more messages I receive...boy,you guys are weird!
P.S.S...Apparently,if I'm bold enough to make the first move and say I'd like to meet (GASP!!!),it scares the living crap out of some men!lol!So,if you feel the need to do the whole "Alpha male men have to chase"thing,more power to you:)
P.S.S.....I'm in the midst of trying to quit smoking...wish me luck !
See those people on the bottom of this page? The ones who wrote all that sweet stuff?They are the greatest group of people you would ever hope to meet!
Down to brass tacks,as they say:
I know it says I'm actively seeking a relationship,but most of the time when I'm on here,it's to keep in touch with friends from the forums.I AM looking for a serious relationship,but I think if I find one,it'll be in my day to day life.But,who knows,right?
Now onto to the rotten truth!Healthwise,the last year was crap...after my 3rd knee surgery I was told nicely by the doctor that I have osteo-arthritis,so my mountain-climbing days are over.Hell, my bicycle riding days are over ,too!So,until they decide to do a knee replacement and make me into the Bionic Woman,I just have to be grateful to be able to walk.
And,yes,the photos are over a year old.I look the same,but add 20 pounds (just being honest..some of woman are,ya know.lol!)
Oh,and I just found out that I'm going to be a grandma.I still think I'm too young to be a Granny,so I think I'll have to teach the child to call me "Mumsy" instead :)
Now,I'm supposed to talk about my self,right?
I'm me...end of story.Got a bit of a sarcastic streak,can't stand when someone bashes their ex,rarely watch TV,but watch tons of movies,don't care for NASCAR or motorcycles,Love hot chicken wings,and I have an evil cat (I'm serious about that!)
Okay..now according to the "Edit Page",I should talk about my hobbies,goals/aspirations and my 'uniqueness'...blah,blah,blah,yada,yada....
I don't think it's reasonable to expect anyone to file their life into one or two tidy paragraphs.Besides,isn't the whole 'dating' part of the process supposed to be where you learn about one another?
Anyways,,let's see;
Love bars-nope
Bungee Jumping-nope
Skydiving-nope
Motorcycles-nope
Tattoos-nope
Gym Membership-nope
HOLY SHIT!!!I'm average!!
Well,that just blows chunks!
P.S...it seems that the more ascerbic I make this profile,the more messages I receive...boy,you guys are weird!
P.S.S...Apparently,if I'm bold enough to make the first move and say I'd like to meet (GASP!!!),it scares the living crap out of some men!lol!So,if you feel the need to do the whole "Alpha male men have to chase"thing,more power to you:)
P.S.S.....I'm in the midst of trying to quit smoking...wish me luck !
See those people on the bottom of this page? The ones who wrote all that sweet stuff?They are the greatest group of people you would ever hope to meet!
First Date
First meeting..not date...a coffee shop,or something similar.
Gifts Received
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