What bait attracts a 25 yr old?..Do blondes have more fun? Do you own anything from Victoria Secret? Ever?. Does any one like Campfires? Why are there no single women in Live Oak? I am lookin for a Girlfriend, not just another friend. OH, Bla Da, Oh Bla Dee, Do not just read this, SAY Something! .Some of you look Really Great, but, If you are really a Nigerian, a Republican, a tea partier or a redNUT in disguise, pass me by. And you may be a redNut if...If you want to date Jesus.. if you think the President is a Muslim or not an American.....if you are a Prozac Tester..if your profile pic features a motorcycle..t. a flag,...or you're in Camo and displaying a large knife...if you are Paranoid,delusional..if you hate OPRAH.. if you think you look exactly like your 20+ yr old Glamour shot but now you are obese and missing some front teeth...And if you are not sure ask me, I'll Know..I have seen/heard it all!! .I think If Jesus had a profile on PoF he would do well for a 2000 yr old single Palistinian.
If the rest of you think I am the "ONE" , let me know, I'll be waiting. I am self-sufficient, honest, intelligent, fun, kind, trustworthy, respectful,sweet and sensitive. Come check me out, Lake Park Fleamarket B1 every Sat and Sun 8 to 4. Somebody Talk to me. Hey I can REPAIR things but dont drink Coffee. . Looking for a woman who can melt my Butter,or just got out of Prison.. or owns an OIL company...Yeah thats the ticket...Want to chat ? Message me!. You would think all our fishing lines would get tangled up.. Do you think I need better PICTURES or to just include my CREDIT SCORE? First Date ...Walmart? Just call me PRINCE CHARMING. Currently looking for my Miss May '11
, Is that YOU? Looking for the Unexpected, someone to teach me new things, have fun and enjoy life together! I like to think that I am 37 with 22 years of experience! WOULD YOU WANT TO RE-LOCATE and START LIFE ANEW ? Newton's FIRST LAW of On-line Dating: How Hot and Friendly a Woman appears, is directly proportional to the distance between the man and the woman. I have STOPPED SENDING FIRST CONTACT MESSAGES because replies are rare or nasty. About Me: I like my GRITS hot, tender and irresistible. Sorry but I do not wear a cowboy hat, no watch, stove, dryer, a PDA or HIV or STD's or alot of other useless stuff I dont need or want,no TAGS on Tea bags, no tatoos, Nothing has been pierced, no baggage, no problems of any kind, very easy to get along with also. AND I think with my BRAIN as opposed to another body part. I gave up selling my life away by the hour(JOB) years ago. I am a good investor. I just live comfortably, no stress, if I need something I buy it. Favorite stores: Walmart or Home Depot. Favorite Restaurants:None in Live Oak, Sonny's, Applebees,several in Valdosta,Conch House St. Augustine. Favorite Song Valgelis: Conquest of Paradise. . Are you easy to get along with? What adventurous or daring thing you have done lately. . Do the Walmart Teeth make me look Southern? I meet many Celebrities at the Flea Market, Here I am with Smokey the Bear at an Independence Day parade. If you go to church to often or know Jesus to well and / or are a cheater,* LIAR * , player, if you are married or just looking for sex , keep moving . What is a player? I always wonder.......who took the photo's in your profile and WHEN ? And are they really of You? And where are those Mud Boggs anyway? Half the women one here go there. NEWS FLASH: A double chin is not Athletic nor average unless you live in Live Oak. If you can lift 175 lbs, maybe you can carry me away! I would not think this would be so difficult. I give Up, I am only here to have FUN and CHAT if anyone wants to chat. If I meet anyone thats a bonus. Today I'm NOT talking to women who are geography challenged ., I am only talking to women who are From Pgh or know where Live Oak is located or can find it on a map ....of Florida.. I'm looking for someone I'll always look forward to seeing , to snuggle with and listen to oldies on sunday nights, to do many things together. I am most likely (but not Exclusively) Attracted to 5'4" 120 -130 lbs, reasonably physcally fit, or would I want to see you naked OR NOT, Fat rolls do not turn me on, hair: Must Have Hair. nice eyes: must have two : 40's mostly: 36c or MORE a plus. SIGN:Pisces, my favorite. I am not a Cowboy and not attracted to any or all of the following; women who smell like they have been in a fire, are bigger than me and sweat alot, more closely resemble a farm animal or don't like to get wet daily . Am I asking to much? Where are the women? Is thare ane "independant" wooman from Live Oak whom cane spel semple woords? Like "Shinning Armour". ( "Independent" an "Shining Armor" for those of you who don't know what I am talking about).
Originally From Pittsburgh , I relocated to West Palm Beach after 4 yrs of COLLEGE ( BS Business) , and to Live Oak in '92. I roam around alone with my 3 dogs in a LOG HOME on 27 secluded acres above the Suwannee River. I used to do civil engineering in West Palm, Since moving to Live Oak I have been involved in many community organizations but now, I have grown a GREEN THUMB and started a plant nursery Now I grow MONEY , I spend my time, propagating and growing, about 8000 to 10,000 plants, keeping up my house and property, feed the wildlife, practice banjo now and sell books, DVDs and my plants at the Flea Market in Lake Park weekend. Recently bought a new VIOLIN, DRUMS, & another GUITAR. It's like Christmas every weekend because you never know what I will buy nextDo you play piano or guitar or run or speak another language other than English? have a passport (any country)? what are your interests? I am very talented , I can cook ,clean,and do laundry! I am considerate, caring and honest, secure, independent, real and romantic. I am a great kisser and love to snuggle and slow dance and serve breakfast in bed and give back rubs. I can talk but listen too. I will answer your message.. I do workout, Wgt is 175 . I don't speak southern, hunt, fish, chew tobacco, or ride Harleys, watch college football , Nascar or drink beer all day and belch or fart loudly. Can't spit real far. Nothing with Stars and Bars, Never been married to a close relative and dont keep any major. Most women enjoy reading my profile. One woman says she wants a man that is strong and sensitive..sounds like a condom..
The shorter the better I have learned. Maybe just a drive by. Are You a REAL woman who has the TIME for a relationship , SEND ME A MESSAGE.
First I am convinced most of you are just looking for online attention not real life boyfriends. Make me an Offer. How about rob a bank together? Trip to Costco for a turn around the samples. Like the river, lets go grunt up a gator? or Strip naked and go skinny dipping.....no really, its a great ice breaker... Well, first I am looking for someone who isn't to busy and would send me a message without me having to send one first and show a little interest ... Jet to Rome for an Italian Dinner, or go to the mud boggs. lol, If there is really anyone out there, It would be good to e-mail a few times or chat a while. I am not in a hurry, followed by maybe meet for lunch or a coke. You pick the place. After listening to your interests I would have a better idea of where to go or what to do on a date, I would like to take you to interesting places, not just the usual. The better we know each other the more distant the places, a date could be lunch in a local park to watching the jets take off and land from the top of the parking Garage at Jax airport, to visiting historical sites, Ever take the train to Plains , Ga ? I have been wanting to do that one. I would like to know what you have done or would like to do?. I am only interested in a Lady that is younger than I am and looks younger too, has taken good care of herself, has achieved something in life and has something to offer in a relationship. Could you see yourself living here? Must have a realistic picture on profile. Please no 10 year old "glamour shots" I keep updating this Profile from experience.
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