As much as I appreciate ALL the "feedback" I've received regarding this "list" it's meant to be humorously sarcastic because EVERYTHING on it IS COMMON SENSE if YOU want to be in a relationship.
If it offends you then you're obviously the reason I created it and I'm not the guy for you. The ugly truth hurts and it's not my fault you see yourself in this list. Emailing me and calling me names is not going to change anything but classify YOU as Item #9 and get you blocked.
Good luck in your search......
DEALBREAKERS or "How to send me running":
(Little lies become big lies. I.E. If you smoke...say so or quit.)
(Ex's and booty calls count....need I elaborate.)
3: Lying about cheating.
(See #1 and 2 above)
4: Still "involved" with "ex's".
(Be over them or don't date. There IS a reason they are "Ex's". See #1, 2 and 3 above)
(Social drinking isn't downing 750 ml's of vodka and blacking out.....not pretty. Time to grow up)
(If you’re on em...take em responsibly)
7: Want kids? Good. Me, too. If you don't or can't, no problem...don't lie.
(Not really a deal breaker..but lying is..See item #1)
8: Being a "Player".
(Didn't know girls did this...I'm not, you shouldn't be either. Look up the definition of "monogamy". See items 1, 2, 3 and 4 above)
9:PBFH (Psycho "B" From Heck)
("they" made me edit this apparently H-E-double hockey sticks is a bad word) (Referring to yourself as "Sybil" is NOT attractive. I don't care what time of the month it is or how much you drink. See items 5 and 6)
10: Being rude/inconsiderate.
(Talking calls/texting and making dates from/with other guys (dates/ex's) while your with (dating) me IS rude and inconsiderate. See items 1, 2, 3, 4, 8 & 9)