Two_Shots_of_Whatever: I actually meant to click, "Find a wife from Asia"
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Toronto, Ontario
23 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Capricorn
Two_Shots_of_Whatever isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
High school
Professional Hopscotch Player

Im a Geek. :)

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Black Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Oh hey there.. My name isn't George.. Or Georgee. I joined plenty of fish with the intention of meeting cool people that I could recruit to my bicycle gang. But only I can ride the big wheel! I'm glad we've established that and you're so understanding.. :)

I'm 19 and very young at heart (in reality I'm 48 and a half and balding), for instance I still play in the sandbox and really do have a pet dinosaur. I hate ice cream, my favorite flavor is barbecue sauce and cookie dough. I'm not into having fun, instead I'm more into sitting in a patio chair within the middle of a busy intersection with an incredibly stern and lifeless face while wearing a t-shirt that reads 'I'd rather be on Sesame street' as I wave a sign that contains a bright yellow smiley face. I generally always forget to wear pants, and my excuse in public when asked is, 'as if you've never worn your pajamas outside of the house before?!' Followed by a 'don't act like you're not impressed'. I'm still learning how to wink though...

First Date
I like to wear a collar, if you're courageous enough to bring a leash, a walk in the park is generally sufficient. If you really want to see my tail wag, I like bacon and tons of affection.