Are you finally ready to experience amazing fun dates and possibly love in 2016!?
I'm a well known hypnotherapist who likes fine dining, and furry animals.
My hypnotising voice and eyes will GUARANTEE you have an interesting date. I can even get the waiter to give us free dinner if you want.
Inevitably I begin each morning being mesmerised by myself in the mirror.. I then hypnotise my kittens into bringing me my clothes, my breakfast, and the morning paper. I really don't know what I'd do without them.
Constantly working on new ways in order to help my patients most effectively, so that they can enjoy their lives (and agree to give me all their belongings..). I'm a perfectionist, and I will not stop until I have all of their belongings.. including their kittens.
In my spare time, I produce, write and occasionally act in short films, with puppies in them.
What am I doing with my life?
- Collecting stamps in my passport all over the world, I currently have 10.
- Writing books about how the mind works, collaborating with a porn star (not in the way you're thinking), she was famous in the 90s..
- Pitching my life changing ideas on Dragon's Den, but they were not ready for change..
- Fostering a variety of animals including hamsters, budgies, fish, turtles and rabbits.. but settling on cats.. they make better slaves.
- Travelling to the edge of insanity and back.
- Eating anything that once had a pulse, I have eaten at every fine restaurant in Toronto.
Cocktails, coffee or other. If one of us is crazy, the other can sneak out thru the emergency exit door at Starbucks