HypnoCat: Look into my cool spinny thing..
About
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
City
Toronto, Ontario
Details
33 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Asian, Libra
Intent
HypnoCat is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Sapiophile
Profession
Labour arbitrageur


dating
But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge.






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat  



About Luke
Are you finally ready to experience amazing fun dates and possibly love in 2016!?

I'm a well known hypnotherapist who likes fine dining, and furry animals.

My hypnotising voice and eyes will GUARANTEE you have an interesting date. I can even get the waiter to give us free dinner if you want.

Inevitably I begin each morning being mesmerised by myself in the mirror.. I then hypnotise my kittens into bringing me my clothes, my breakfast, and the morning paper. I really don't know what I'd do without them.

Constantly working on new ways in order to help my patients most effectively, so that they can enjoy their lives (and agree to give me all their belongings..). I'm a perfectionist, and I will not stop until I have all of their belongings.. including their kittens.

In my spare time, I produce, write and occasionally act in short films, with puppies in them.

What am I doing with my life?

- Collecting stamps in my passport all over the world, I currently have 10.

- Writing books about how the mind works, collaborating with a porn star (not in the way you're thinking), she was famous in the 90s..

- Pitching my life changing ideas on Dragon's Den, but they were not ready for change..

- Fostering a variety of animals including hamsters, budgies, fish, turtles and rabbits.. but settling on cats.. they make better slaves.

- Travelling to the edge of insanity and back.

- Eating anything that once had a pulse, I have eaten at every fine restaurant in Toronto.

First Date
Cocktails, coffee or other. If one of us is crazy, the other can sneak out thru the emergency exit door at Starbucks


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