Me: All around spectacular, kinda smart, funny, like kids/ kids like me, like animals but hate animal fur getting all over me, not really a neat freak but kind of a clean freak.
-When a girl says she wants a guy to be a gentleman, that means she wants him to buy her shit.
-Proofread. Women and woman are two different words. There, they're, and their are also different words. Same goes for then and than.
-No one reads your "About Me" because you made it eight pages long.
-If you call adult males "boys" you're probably a skank. No disrespect but if something walks like a duck and quacks like a duck what would you call it?
-If you're a stoner/pothead/whatever I bet you probably use some past injury as an excuse for it.
-Totally unrelated but buying all of your talent does not make a great baseball team.
-If you don't have a job, evaluate your life. There are legitimate reason for some people not having jobs but a lot of people are just being lazy and making excuses..
-The reason that you get multiple messages from guys that you ignore is because you are the exact same as all of the other women on here so they forget that they've already tried to initiate contact.
-Extra points earned if you know who is on the 50cent piece.