-Proofread. Women and woman are two different words. There, they're, and their are also different words. Same goes for then and than.
-I promise I will never start a message by saying "ey ma, wassup wit that butt?"
-No one reads your "About Me" because you made it eight pages long.
-i'll handle my own cooking, laundry, and dishes. I'm an adult, and honestly, you shouldn't be looking for anything less.
-If you're a stoner/pothead/whatever I bet you probably use some past injury as an excuse for it.
-Totally unrelated but buying all of your talent does not make a great baseball team.
-If you don't have a job, evaluate your life. There are legitimate reason for some people not having jobs but a lot of people are just being lazy and making excuses..
-The reason that you get multiple messages from guys that you ignore is because you are the exact same as all of the other women on here so they forget that they've already tried to initiate contact.
-Extra points earned if you know who is on the 50cent piece.
*I'm actually a much nicer guy than this makes me sound.
*i genuinely do not care if you have kids. I like kids and kids like me.