| About | Occasional Smoker with Average body type | City | cambs Uk | |
| Details | 40 year old Man, 6' 1" (185 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Leo with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | builder | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent james 899999 is actively seeking a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship james 899999 has been in was over 6 years long. |
About Me
How many Blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb?,
One, if she's got the receipt.
What is pink and stuffy?
Pink stuff
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Tell her to count the steps on an escalator.
How do you make a Pirate angry?
Take the P out of him.
When I first told my parents that I wanted to be a stand up comedian they burst out laughing.
I thought to myself "well at least its a step in the right direction."
What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?
Where's popcorn?
i bought some clown meat today .... sure tastes funny
"What's the matter with us? We never seem to talk anymore" said my wife.
She's right. I'll text her back later.
I gave an ant a 7UP bottle lid to use as a boat to sail across a puddle.
It's Cap-sized.
You know you have to move house when your entire neighbourhood goes quiet everytime Jeremy Kyle comes on.
my sense of humour ,they do get better trust me ....
like the gym in that i mean going to it and not driving past it
HONEST
TRUSTWORTHY
CARING
LOVING
FUNNY
AND BEST OF ALL
IM GENUINE
"and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzjumper:
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One, if she's got the receipt.
What is pink and stuffy?
Pink stuff
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Tell her to count the steps on an escalator.
How do you make a Pirate angry?
Take the P out of him.
When I first told my parents that I wanted to be a stand up comedian they burst out laughing.
I thought to myself "well at least its a step in the right direction."
What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?
Where's popcorn?
i bought some clown meat today .... sure tastes funny
"What's the matter with us? We never seem to talk anymore" said my wife.
She's right. I'll text her back later.
I gave an ant a 7UP bottle lid to use as a boat to sail across a puddle.
It's Cap-sized.
You know you have to move house when your entire neighbourhood goes quiet everytime Jeremy Kyle comes on.
my sense of humour ,they do get better trust me ....
like the gym in that i mean going to it and not driving past it
HONEST
TRUSTWORTHY
CARING
LOVING
FUNNY
AND BEST OF ALL
IM GENUINE
"and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzjumper:
First Date
first date well somewhere quiet enough to hear each other talk , coffee maybe ? , ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Gifts Received
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To send a message to james 899999 you MUST meet the following criteria: Female Age between 18 and 40. Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter Must not be looking for Activity Partner Must not do drugs Must not be married |
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