No animals have been harming in the writing of this profile.
Assume all the usual things you see in guys profiles with the following exceptions:
-- Approximately 10% of the time, I'm full of sh*t... which 10%? That's for me to know.
-- I'm a little coarse, a tiny bit crude and have immature moments from time to time.
-- I know what I'm doing.
-- I support the people I love... ALWAYS.
-- When I swim, I swim upstream.
-- Coffee is my price for almost everything. (or back rubs)
-- Professional Sports have nothing to do with my life. I don't cheer for laundry.
-- I don't drink. Don't need to.
-- I have a plan.
Please DO NOT message me if you:
-- Are a stripper or sex worker.
-- Work out of Nigeria or are looking for my bank account number
-- Cannot easily fit into a coach plane seat
-- You "Tak lik Diz"
-- Are easily offended
Oh, and lighten up, this is supposed to be fun.
Coffee... or someplace public where I can bail if you're crazy.
Also, no sex on the first date, don't even try.
To send a message to BedHeadNinja you MUST meet the following criteria:
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married