There are a few things you should know about me.
I like people who have control of their lives and are independent. I *really* enjoy meeting new people who are passionate and are constant growing and learning and can teach me new things.
It's very important to me to live a rewarding and creative life and to retain that sense of fun and curiosity you had as a kid. I'm laid back and don't have time for drama, prejudice, or any Internet-fakery. Be genuine.
My most dominant quality is my twisted, sarcastic, and slightly depraved sense of humor. There are those that would describe my wit as sharp. Sharp like a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms folded up into a pointy triangle, soaked in lime juice, and jabbed into your eye. Yet others would describe my sense of humor as crazy. Crazy like a fish.
If you think seeing a movie at the theater is a good first date, move along. You're boring. Okay, not boring, but, I mean, while I love movies, I don't like them on a first meeting. Something where you actually talk to a person is ideal and usually more creative.
Or, alternatively if you have an elaborate heist plan that involves Ocean's Eleven-style planning, I'm down.