There is only one main aim in my life....do what I do everyday, get up, get drunk and attempt to take over the world!!! If i'm not cut by 12 mid-day its a waste of 12 hours!!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First night would be a romantic evening cleaning down my sawn of .22 shottie and washing the ski mask for the following nights events. If your still interested on the second date we would 'do over' the local service station in a stolen E reg Nova 1.4I for some cash to go on the razzle at a local club, consuming copious amounts of go-go juice b4 hitting the dance floor for some jiving. After that we'd stagger home to which point i'd be arrested at my front door for acts carried out ealrier on in the evening.