I would whisk you away to the best club in England, Mint Club, Leeds... There we would dance the night away to different variations of house music that definitely don't sound the same. We would then go back to mine and sit in a room and listen to more tech tunes and get mad get mad! Then I'd probably introduce you to my housemates and one of them would probably take you off my arm and give you hours of orgasms. It'd probably be Seb. Seb's so good looking and always in demand from girls, I really want to be like him one day.