No pictures ladies - I have stalkers.
I'm here in search of my next ex-girlfriend.
If you're reading this there's about a 92% chance I'm not interested in you.
Cosmo-reading toothpicks can move along - I like my goddesses plus-sized, curvy and feminine. If any happen to be reading this I am handsome, perceptive and talented. I'm often a gentleman, but rarely a gentle man... But if you are turned off by sarcasm or strong opinions, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
I will not put the toilet seat down for you but, will rather, expect you to put it up for me (unless you've been drinking lots or are prone to sleepwalking - I'm not a monster!). Ladies: it works using a hinge mechanism, much like an oven or refrigerator. What's that, Hon'? Ah, I've been called worse.
I love women who make me wonder if they're smarter than me (hint: most of you are). I'm quite fond of the ones who can bust my balls as much as I can theirs.