YouFantastic: No Skinnies
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Vancouver, British Columbia
Details
42 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
Intent
YouFantastic Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Personal Assistant


dating
User has private images






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious


Interests
The rivers the rocks the treesA quiet spot with a cool breezeRoad trips
TravelIntelligent musicChallenging ideas
Miscreant humourStoicismSriracha
Turncoat politicsCaesarsSushi
PokerThe odd wigReal live choo-choo trains
ReadingFucking shit up new school

About Me
No pictures ladies - I have stalkers.
I'm here in search of my next ex-girlfriend.
If you're reading this there's about a 92% chance I'm not interested in you.

Cosmo-reading toothpicks can move along - I like my goddesses plus-sized, curvy and feminine. If any happen to be reading this I am handsome, perceptive and talented. I'm often a gentleman, but rarely a gentle man... But if you are turned off by sarcasm or strong opinions, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

I will not put the toilet seat down for you but, will rather, expect you to put it up for me (unless you've been drinking lots or are prone to sleepwalking - I'm not a monster!). Ladies: it works using a hinge mechanism, much like an oven or refrigerator. What's that, Hon'? Ah, I've been called worse.

I love women who make me wonder if they're smarter than me (hint: most of you are). I'm quite fond of the ones who can bust my balls as much as I can theirs.


First Date
I've got this.