YouFantastic: No Skinnies
Non-smoker with Average body type
Vancouver, British Columbia
42 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
YouFantastic Wants a relationship
Some college
Free Thinker
Personal Assistant

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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious

The rivers the rocks the treesA quiet spot with a cool breezeRoad trips
TravelIntelligent musicChallenging ideas
Miscreant humourStoicismSriracha
Turncoat politicsCaesarsSushi
PokerThe odd wigReal live choo-choo trains
ReadingFucking shit up new school

About Me
I'm here on POF in search of my next ex-girlfriend. And if you're reading this, there's a good likelihood I'm not interested in you.

Move along Cosmo-reading toothpicks - I like the plus-size model types, like the Amazon goddesses in the Pennington's ads. If any of you curvy God-sends, you Pillars Of Woman-ness, happen to be reading this, I am an intelligent, talented, charming, funny and handsome gentleman. Well, I'm often a gentleman, but rarely a gentle man... If you are turned off by sarcasm or strong opinions, adios Toots.

I will not put the toilet seat down for you but, will rather, expect you to put it up for me (unless you've been drinking lots or are prone to sleepwalking). Ladies: it works using a hinge mechanism, much like an oven or refrigerator.

I love women who make me wonder if they're smarter than me (hint: a good lot of you are). I'm quite fond of the ones who can bust my balls as much as I can theirs.

First Date
Just leave that to me.