I'm here on POF in search of my next ex-girlfriend. And if you're reading this, there's a good likelihood I'm not interested in you.
Move along Cosmo-reading toothpicks - I like the plus-size model types, like the Amazon goddesses in the Pennington's ads. If any of you curvy God-sends, you Pillars Of Woman-ness, happen to be reading this, I am an intelligent, talented, charming, funny and handsome gentleman. Well, I'm often a gentleman, but rarely a gentle man... If you are turned off by sarcasm or strong opinions, adios Toots.
I will not put the toilet seat down for you but, will rather, expect you to put it up for me (unless you've been drinking lots or are prone to sleepwalking). Ladies: it works using a hinge mechanism, much like an oven or refrigerator.
I love women who make me wonder if they're smarter than me (hint: a good lot of you are). I'm quite fond of the ones who can bust my balls as much as I can theirs.