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HEY, after reading SOOOO, many profiles- YES!! I got teeth, shower, nice clothes; don't drink, drug, smoke, won't hit you; open doors, and help with chairs. There are no Ex's, 'mystery kids' or 'paperwork' on this end. I am 13.5yrs clean and sober.* Hard to believe? It's TRUE.
It's just me. And I trust you will be just you. And if we hit it off, I will be true to you.
I have just yet to find anyone. Maybe I lead a sheltered life?
If you live over 45 minutes away from Mt Ida, ARK, I will probably NOT be interested in meeting you. Nothing personal. It is just too far and too time consuming for BOTH of us. Been there, done that- much more than once. Besides I spend a lot of time driving.
Really not the typical guy in some ways. Tho, I am proud to tell you that I was brought up with the best of values and manners and a straight A student. And without losing or forgetting them, I've had to un-learn so much. You can have the mainstream. I feel like an outsider looking in more than sometimes. And I own that and personify it.
Don't like fishing- it's boring. Got a MOPED, not a motorcycle. Prefer my big loud 4WD, or my zippy little sports car. I do my hunting at the grocery store- would rather track down deals. Away from home so much that 'camping' is a lifestyle. I prefer motels or sleeping in the van, rather than outside in the bugs and the rain on the ground. Tho, I prefer to be in a quiet, less populated place. And, yes, there ARE many Zombies driving out there- prefer night driving on deserted roads, rather than the big road.
Not too taken with boats or the beach, either. But tolerate it and even enjoy it from time to time. Same with children.
I love PINBALL. And I am good. Have many machines here at the World Headquarters.
Been on this site forever now, met a few, had the sense to realize that we were better off as friends. Usually too far away to make it work.
That's life and common sense.
Strange thing: this love and relationship thing... My belief is that it should be a synergystic growth for both parties- the sum of the whole being bigger than the parts.
YOU need to know that I am who and what I say. Yes, fact IS better than fiction.
And a lucky girl you would be to land me! Many have tried, but it needs to be REAL for both of us, and I would rather part as friends than live a lie. Yes, like most guys, I am a little territorial and stand-offish with some at first, then I loosen up. Yet, still cautious. Also, a goofus and a know-it-all, sometimes, too. But I admit it, love it, and own it. Alpha male? like, daaa
Some would say that I have it all- except a nice girl by my side. Maybe I am the apple at the top of the tree, the diamond in the rough or the crystal still waiting to be found?
I see nice girls with real dorks all the time and just wonder what their motivation is... probably issues I want no part of. We all have baggage...
WE just need the time, devotion, and sincerity that we are all looking for, to make a relationship work.
Ol' JohnBe here's a 'Recovering Hippie'- that pretty much says it all. Tho, I still and always will, LOVE my music amd appreciate art. And believe in freedom and the pursuit of happiness. I am lucky to be ever so gainfully self-employed. Work is FUN!!!
In need of a friend, confidante, lover, helper(I pay well, and the percs are amazing!), and a travel companion- someone to talk to and share in this wonderful lifestyle I have created for myself and someone else to fit into... It's like living an adventure.
I go to SO MANY really cool places! Such a pleasure it would be to share all these cool places with you.
The strain of 'long distance' relationships gets to be too much. A 45 minute drive is almost too much. Any longer of a distance just takes too much time for us driving rurally. So the preference is for someone local(or soon 2b), HAVING YOUR OWN CAR(A+) and home(A) and security(A+)(to buy gas and for your special diet, would be nice), though none are absolute requirements. Though, it does narrow the playing field a great deal...
It would also be nice if you are in good physical shape. Looks aren't everything, but they sure do help! I am looking for a companion who can keep up with me.
My work is enjoyable and diverse, so it seems as though there is always some sort of fun going on. Every moment spent happy is a treasure. Yes, I like what I do. My heart is in it. And I make plenty of money, so I do what I want when I want. Mostly everything is on me, anyways. Are you willing and ready to have an adventure?
Recently, I went to Pennsylvania, again, and saw the coast; saw the family, and had a good time. All while making some decent money.
(to save YOU time and make things easier)
Turn offs- include:
smoking- makes very nice people undesirable to me- disappointed I've had to turn down many desirable dates due to this. Vapes are out, too.
BHO and the Turd Sandwich,
pick an order, as they all rank about the same. Life is just too short to fake it.
TURN-ON's are up in the ever incomplete 'interests' list. I love pets, too, they are ALL cute. They teach us how to love.
And I still can't believe that nobody else listens to 3WK Classic Underground Radio- music as art??? What's UP with that??? I am also an instigator and a motivator; what can I say?
FREE FOOD! It's on me! After the usual emails and phone calls: meet in a public place (where YOU won't 'try anything' on me, unless I let you)- or one of our local haunts- crystal mine, recovery meeting, restaurant, thrift store, auction, movie, baseball game, Steelers game(I try for at least one/yr but none this year), or a place of our choosing, etc.., Playing Pinball!!! If you think you can... Conversation, hopefully not a staring contest, food, (free food! its on me! unless you insist) OMG, Maybe, even a second date.... Oh yeah.., in case you haven't guessed- I reserve the right to be, can and will be, SILLY, for no apparent reason, at any time, and expect the same from you!! heeeng hoooong hoooong