be real, be you, be cool, be strange be anything but normal .. you need to be cool and hot to be my girlfriend ... it's not easy, it's a rollercoaster ride .... up and down ... and at some point you may well consider the possiblility of bashing me with a frying pan ... but the path less travelled is less crowded and offers the opportunity to stop and smell the tarmac .,.....
there is no compromise .... it's not who i am .... i don't settle for near enough ..... i've been single for years and will be until i find you.
i'm getting claw-hand, mouse elbow and surfing shoulder .... and now i need to wear glasses .... the sacrifices i make in the search for love .... ........ we all want to be beautiful to someone special.
it's winter .... i'm bored .... i would like to have some company for all the usual things, fun and laughs (lots of please) and some unusual things too, holding hands in public, going out, staying in, weird stuff like that!
so ... what next .... message me, message you, add to favourites, wink, can you wink on here, i don't know .... what is standard online dating protocol, does one go straight in and ask for a date or chat for a bit first ..... how much do you reveal, should i let out all the crazy at first or just a little at a time, hiding it all seems a bit dishonest.
on pof reccomendation my success on here relies on the following points.
1. my hobbies are fishing which nobody wants to hear about but i'm off to france for two weeks soon to indulge myself ... no running water, no electricity, no work, no internet ... just a lake in the countryside ..... (it was a bust, two weeks, one fish and a lot of rain) other hobbies, writing which i would like to be good at .....
2. goals ..... to write a book, find a hot woman, yes i know it's shallow but dammit i want a hot girlfriend
3. what makes me unique .... i dunno
4. music .. depends on my mood.
there .... done ..... i should now be successful, but i regularly get at least one message per month so it may take a while to get back to you.
but .... the late night after a few drinks on a boring weekend night part of the profile, which i think should have it's own section ..... the more you know me the stranger i get, i can't help it .... but you have to take the good with the really good .... there is no bad .... !
confession .... ocassionally i smoke weed ..... oh yes .... don't judge me ... especially if you've never tried it .... stoney sexy is probably about as good as it ever gets
i'm starting to think i might have more luck in the fruit and veg section at sainsburys ....
the stakes are high, roll the dice if you dare, are you prepared to take a gamble, the reward is great but you have to be bold enough to play ..... say what's on your mind, speak the truth at all times, open your mind and just let it be ..... no games.
nobody ever reads this far down anyway so it doesn't really matter what i say here ..... and if you have got this far then you must have seen something of interest ..... but you should know that vanilla is not really my kind of flavour !