Age: 56
Long Term
Age: 47
Long Term
Msbave: Are we having fun, yet?
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Vancouver, British Columbia
58 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Pisces with Grey
Msbave is looking for a relationship.
Masters degree
Free Thinker
Worker bee

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious

About Me
Hello and thanks for stopping by. As I have been here before and have had the pleasure of meeting all kinds of 'interesting' men using the name "Msbave", so, I have decided to re-enter the water using the same moniker. FYI 'Msbave' doesn't mean what you likely think it means. If you are the curious type, you will have to contact me to find out about its origin.

Tell me, what kind of a woman stirs your interest?

I was recently sent an article written by Andy Rooney [CBS - 60 Minutes] and I felt compelled to pass on some of the highlights which are in praise of older women:

a] A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask you what you thinking - she doesn't care
b] A woman over 40 won't cause a scene in an expensive restaurant
c] A woman over 40 will praise often even though it may be undeserved
d] A woman over 40 has no qualms about letting you know that you are acting like a jerk
e] A woman over 40 will respond to the question, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" with,"It's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."

About me:
I am a vertically challenged Rubenesque Vancouverite with a good sense of humour and a contagious laugh. I enjoy a glass of wine with dinner when I go out. I don't smoke and my drug of choice is caffeine which I enjoy in both the liquid and solid form. I am reasonably well schooled but also mathematically challenged which makes me a great source of entertainment for my Crib playing pals. I am also gainfully employed in a career which I find enjoyable.

I am here because I am looking for a companion. I miss the feeling of missing someone. "The virtue of love isn't finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly." I am hoping that true love doesn't have a happy ending, but rather, that true love doesn't have an ending at all. If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth falling for. Are you that someone?

If you have read this far, you may be interested to know that I am equally comfortable in a pair of jeans as I am all dressed up. I love walks by the beach or in a park somewhere. I am fortunate in that I live in the Commercial Drive area of the city, so, I get to take advantage of the neighbourhood's natural charm.


The Rubenesque woman: She is the familiar hourglass or full-figured woman of wide hips, an ample bust, plump cheeks, luscious lips, mysterious eyes and a generally healthy profile of alluring curves, hills and valleys. [For the science types out there, I am carbon based, and non-toxic.]

Pre-qualifying question:

Are you currently available to pursue a relationship?
Please note that this is question requires an answer of either “yes” or “no”.
Single = Yes
Never been married = Yes
Divorced = Yes
Widowed = Yes
Engaged to be married = NO
Married = NO
Living common-law = NO
N.B. If your answer to the pre-qualification question is, “Yes”, please continue with the rest of the questionnaire. If your answer to the pre-qualification question is, “NO”, please feel free to continue reading the rest of the questionnaire albeit solely for the purpose of your entertainment and/or curiosity.

If you are having trouble trying to figure out what to write when you answer my ad, perhaps you could simply answer a few questions for me. Please bear in mind that there are no 'correct' or 'incorrect' answers.

1] Do you have a job?
2] Do you have all of your original parts?
3] Are there any health concerns that I need to be made aware of?
4] When was the last time you spoke with your mother?
5] Are you bondable?
6] Can you provide me with references?
7] What three words would your best friend use to describe you?
8] Have you ever been arrested?
9] What would I be surprised to find out about you?
10] How many pairs of shoes do you own?
11] Do you have any tattoos or body piercings?
12] What do you do to relieve boredom?
13] Why did you choose your POF on-line name?
14] What would be your dream mode of transportation?
15] What was the last really dumb thing you did?
16] What was the last really fun thing you did?
17] What would make you feel like you were being cherished?
18] Do you have a full set of teeth, either in your mouth or in a jar on the nightstand? Please specify.
N.B. If your answer to question #18 is, "YES, on a string that I hang around my neck.", please move on to the next profile. And on the subject of moving on to the next profile, if you are searching for a nurse, purse, nanny, mother, maid, therapist, masseuse, or personal chef on call, please move on. And while we are at it, if you are all 'icing' and no 'cake', please feel free to move on, as well. By the way, if all you want to talk about is your ‘candle’, please move on. [And if, by chance, your candle is ‘burning’, please seek medical attention immediately.]
19] What is the ugliest part of your body?
20] Of what are you most proud?
21] What is the one thing that you absolutely cannot live without?
22] What will you be holding in your hand if and when we meet?
23] What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
24] What would be an absolute deal breaker for you?
25] Of what do you have too many or much?
26] Of what do you have too little?
27] How many times have you been properly in love?
28] Are you afraid of heights?
29] What is your favourite kind of cookie?
30] Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
31] Do you buy green bananas?
32] Have you, or, any member of your family ever appeared on:
a] A game show
b] A reality show
c] A shock talk show

My 'throw backs' to date include the following:

1 - Had serious anger management issues
2 - Were In need of psychological help/medication
2 - Listed health problems that would scare a registered nurse
2 - Not age appropriate, [but fun while they lasted]
3 - Gold diggers
3 - Bold face liars insofar as they said they were available [single, divorced, widowed] when in fact, they were still married
1 - Was a deviant
1 - Had the EXACT same profile under at least two different names
4 - Catfish

The REAL reason I am here...
I am looking to go on my LAST first date!

P.S. If you are not currently living in somewhere in the lower mainland, please do not bother to contact me. I am far too tried to deal with anymore catfish!

First Date
Surprise me!

Mail Settings
To send a message to Msbave you MUST meet the following criteria:
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke