sirlaughsalots: Every hour I'm awake is happy hour!
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
46 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Leo
sirlaughsalots is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Class Clown
King of a small country-(investor)

Clean shaven

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Me
Henry Ford once said “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”
And Jim Morrison said "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself."
I love these quotes and I'm looking for someone like that can be this for me and I can be this for them. So I am also looking to reciprocate; to find someone that I can bring out their best in them and let them be comfortable enough with me so they can be themselves.

I also want to be successful on POF! So, according to them:
1. Talk about your hobbies: I have hobbies.
2. Talk about your goals and aspirations: I aspire to have goals! YEAH ME!!!
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique: I am myself and I'm unique!
4. Describe your taste in music: music is tasty and I love tasty music!

Now that we got that out of the way....I'm looking for what Henry Ford and Jim Morrison would be looking for in a woman that likes the same kind of funny things that I like, It would also be a huge plus if we were both able to make each other laugh so hard that we shoot milk (water, wine, beer, etc.) out of our noses while laughing once in a while.

Full disclosure: I'm way different than average; I'm a happy guy that enjoys making others happy!
I love the world and have enjoyed many adventures thus far in this life. Here is where I intend to find someone to share some new adventures. I have walked on the black sand beaches of Tahiti, I've built log cabins with basic tools in Northern Minnesota, I'm a pilot and I've owned my own small 4 seat airplane for many years and I've flown to many, many places. I've flown over hundreds of miles of barren tundra near Fairbanks, Alaska and I've flown all the way down to the windy runways of Key West, Florida. I've flown out past the Dry Tortugas into Cuban airspace. And I've been to most of the islands in the Caribbean, Mexico and I have been to Costa Rica countless times. But the airplane was lost to the Great Recession (I sold it with regret and since have gained a much greater appreciation for the gifts that I've been given in this life). I think that t would be nice at this time in my life to make new memories with a special someone that can appreciate that every technological advance is making life move ever faster and we should really slow down a little more, meditate and seek out and enjoy all the good things around us.

So what are you like? What do you like? Did you like the Daily Show or the old Colbert Report (RIP)? Do you like any John Oliver, Samantha Bee, Amy Schumer, Lewis Black, Ellen, Jim Gaffigan, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik and comedy stand up shows in general? Do you like Archer? Did you like Office Space? Airplane? Talladega Nights? Comic book stuff like Avengers? Xmen? Do you really like men and can live with and respect that men are VERY different than women?

Do you think that the "Meet Me" thing is a little lame? How would you fix it? I'd really like to know more about you but there are just too many people on here don't have to impress me- send me a funny note, tell me a joke or anything really- just be yourself (I really don't need to meet a fake "you"). For some reason there are many (an unusual amount of) extremely boring people on here (well their profiles are anyway, all the same like they copied from their neighbor in class and they chose poorly). Send me a note right away even if there is anything at all that touches you or makes you feel something. I have found the best friendships began from the most unexpected circumstances.

About me, well I have green eyes and sandy blond hair. I am built just like Arnold Schwarzenegger (in his prime and better looking) except totally different. I like to run, bike, swim and lift weights to tone up. Although I am presently in great physical shape, so I'm working on depreciation. I eat healthy stuff most of the time (at work they called me squirrel boy and offered me nuts and bark, and in return I loved them very much and was very sorry to have to shoot them during open hunting season for intolerant dunces). But I do indulge in normal food at times. I like to laugh, tell jokes and have fun (this is actually true). I am NOT politically correct so I can actually laugh at things without worrying about offending spotted owls, sacred cows, republicans or democrats. I did have to give up riding my bike in the pool. It was a great workout but I found it to be too hard on the bike and the pool filter.

If that was at least a little funny, you may keep reading. If you think that isn't funny you may not like my humor and I'd like you to leave now so you can find your clone elsewhere. But don't worry, the world is full of people like you. I like most all people (but I have made exceptions for the insane and robots and I really do not like insane robots-- think terminator). I also fear sock puppets (they are monsters!).

For books, science fiction rules as does personal development (like books on how to read books) and all books by Stephen Colbert. When I see films, I love to see films like The Matrix, Limitless, Star Trek, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Prometheus (movies that make you think deep thoughts) and I love Edgar Rice Burroughs' books (but not the greatest writer by any measure) about John Carter so I loved "John Carter" and and saw "the worst film ever" about five times -ha-ha. Right now I love the new X-men, ,"Edge of Tomorrow" with Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt (it is FANTASTIC--get the Blu-Ray and see it!!!), Deadpool, Ant Man, and Avengers (Capt America).

I also love to listen to music...Music is also huge for me. I am electric, eclectic and eccentric. I like all years and take what I like (no prisoners-ha). I love lots of strange stuff; too much to list so here are a few: Hoodoo Gurus, Black Keys, Linkin Park, Moody Blues, Cream, House of Love, ABC, Duran Duran, Sisters of Mercy, The Church, Rancid, Imagine Dragons, The Bravery, Muse, Birthday Massacre, Shiny Toy Guns, Guadalcanal Diary, Beatles, Stones, Grateful Dead, Herman's Hermits, Jimmy Eats World, World Party, misc. Classical, Nirvana, Dope, Bad Religion, The Cult, Hendrix, Blind Faith, Fad Gadget, DJ Rap, Korn, The Who, Paul Mauriat, Green Day, New Order, Tears for Fear, PIL, Three Dog Night, Offspring, Rare Earth, Monkees, Subways, Raconteurs, Cardigans, Shocking Blue, Ringo Starr, ELP, Seether, Alice Cooper, Social Distortion, The Hollies, Weezer, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Sneaker Pimps, Led Zeppelin, Saliva, Social Burn, Smile Empty Soul, Zombies, Animals, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, Santana, America, Mott the Hoople, David Bowie, Garbage, Gang of Four, Midnight Oil, the Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Jack Rubies, Judybats, Soup Dragons, Love and Rockets, Ramones, Gene Loves Jezebel, Pontiak, Mazzy Star, Carolina Liars, Great Northern, The Dandy Warhols, The The (with Matt Johnson ), The Darling Buds and need I say co

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I can do it all or we can work together. So let me plan everything or you can show up for a quick coffee or drink and figure out something more complicated for later (or next time). Some days I feel like a nut and some days I don't (but I always love fun and I look for the funny things in life that can always be found all around us). And it really depends on the time of day that we choose to meet (note that vampires always choose night). Daytime is somewhat limited to lunch meet (wordplay there). I like to watch the sunset and the long sunsets of summer give you time to think and talk. Therefore, it would be rather nice to meet sooner in the year than later. The moon rise is also very cool when the timing is right. I love to watch the moon show and then watch the stars do their thing. We could take a nice walk in a dangerous neighborhood and see where that takes us...ooooo so exciting and edgy (just kidding, a nice walk in a nice area). So many possibilities.. I think we can figure this out before we die of old age. But seriously, I was thinking catch a coffee or a drink somewhere decent and just talk and see where it takes us.

Why did it cut off my massive, rambling description thing above (and mid-sentence, REALLY)? I guess I found the character limit that is not listed (fine print???)...but I like to color outside the lines...
Game of Thrones IS really good! If you have some time to kill it makes a great binge weekend (when the weather doesn't cooperate, etc.)

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