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| About | Non-smoker with Thin body type | City | Ponte Vedra Florida | ||
| Details | 59 year old Woman, 5' 1" (155cm), Catholic | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Red hair | ||
| Intent | nonsensical is actively seeking a relationship | Education | High School | ||
| Personality | Maker | Profession | Painting S's On STOP Signs |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | No | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 10 years |
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About Me
My two favorite words: Mom & Grandma
Pittsburgh transplant. I bleed Black & Gold
I still haven't got this whole dating/meeting thing down
I still don't know what I am doing, and apparently I am still quite challenged in that department.
Haven't quite got my man picker repaired, but I'm working on it
I love spending my time exploring, sight seeing and enjoying all Fl. has to offer, but wouldn't mind some company
**My Ideal Match**
Someone That wants to take the time to get to know 1 person at a time. that knows monogamy doesn't come from trees, that has not been so wounded by past relationships that they have lost the ability to trust. I do not care, how much you paid for the "things" that you have, or how much money you have, you still can't buy love or integrity.
Happy, Upbeat, Takes care of himself, Does Not have a Victim Mentality (blames everyone else for his problems) and MUST love pancakes on Sunday Morning.
Stuck On Stupid, Sittin On Silly, Waitin For Dumb.
I am breaking out of my shell and becoming a peanut!
To those of you that have asked: Yes, as a matter of fact I am good in bed, I can sleep for days.
This was written with humor. If you don't understand that, PLEASE do not write me. Also to everyone that is writing that wants to save my soul, Thanks, but I heard I'm already on His favorites list.
If I Like you, I may "tweet" you to a drink, I may "tweet" you to icecream, heck I might even "tweet" you to dinner.
However, no matter how much I like you I will not tweet to your twitter.
Statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
I took a pain pill, Why are you still here?
The Last man I got undressed for was Mr. Bubble
There are two sides to every divorce . . . Yours
and Shithead's.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a
screamer or a moaner.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen
too many of them get
elected.
I love being married. It's so great to find that
one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear
Mom's wise words:
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
There are two types of people in this world -- good and bad.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
****UPDATE*****
Some of the rules I have learned so far:
Must love Animals, Ok but I draw the line at snakes and lizards (that includes lounge lizards)
Must look good on the back of my bike, Ok I'll wear my tiara and work on my princess wave
My kids are #1, Gee I thought that honor belonged to Hertz
Apparently I am the only one in the world that does not have Yahoo, Not to be confused with the yummy chocolate drink YooHoo (I have that)
No Game Players, Darn I so enjoy Naked Twister
No Baggage, and after I spent all that money on a matching set
No Cheaters,~~~~Sigh~~~~~ That is the only way I win at Monopoly
No Liars, Well there goes my Poker game.
I don't "Shout" or "Holla". I will however answer most first E-Mails politely.
Glass 1/2 full 1/2 empty...Whatever.... Chances are I'm still going to have to wash the dang thing
You want attention, someone to be there for you, listen to your wants? How about cook, clean, and waiting on your every need? LOL...Me too!
I will continue to add more as I find them out. My mission is to spread the word so everyone can reap the benefits of my hard work.
****If you are young enough to be my son and you are e-mailing to ask me out, rest assured I will treat you the same way I do my sons. With the exceptions of cooking you dinner and baking you a birthday cake.*****
The only Time you should look down on someone, is when you are picking them up.
All the things you need to know about me:
I am searching for a reason to stop searching.
I am Not royalty, so I do Not want, nor do I have any need to be treated like a princess.
Plays well with others, Charming, Funny, Colors outside the lines and if I'm feeling really bold I run with scissors. Even though I'm catholic I rarely go to church. I practice my own religion, it's called being nice, it's probably because I strongly believe in Karma. I work out 5 days a week and keep in shape. So if your idea of staying fit is mowing the lawn once a week we probably would not be a good fit. Also if your idea of entertainment is watching cars go around in circles to see who can go the fastest, believe me, we would not be a good fit. I am passionate about life, love and laughter. Sometimes I am girly, sometimes a bit of a tomboy. I like getting my hands dirty but I hate breaking a nail, I like getting dressed up but prefer jeans, I like to have a nice meal out but would rather cook one. I do volunteer work at a local organization and I will not give that up. Actually I would hope you would join me or have something that you are commited to. My feelings on volunteer work are strong as I have been blessed in my life. I have a happy healthy family, friends that care, food to eat, a roof over my head and a job, so that is my way of giving back.
My Motto: When life hands you lemons reach for the Tequila.
I am not looking for someone to "Complete" me. I am already a complete person. Heck I still have my tonsils. What I am looking for is someone to share my life. The good and the bad, the ups and downs, the smiles, laughter and tears.
I had my drama gene removed a very long time ago, so I keep it at a minimim in my life, I would hope you do as well.
***While I understand confession is good for the soul, I am not a priest. So if after a few E-Mails or phone calls, you have to tell me you lied about your age, marital status or your picture was taken 40+ pounds ago Please do Not contact me. I am not perfect and have my flaws like everyone else, but if you have lied about such things all that will do is make me wonder what else you will lie so easily about. If you are not comfortable with who you are, how can you expect anyone else too?
Pittsburgh transplant. I bleed Black & Gold
I still haven't got this whole dating/meeting thing down
I still don't know what I am doing, and apparently I am still quite challenged in that department.
Haven't quite got my man picker repaired, but I'm working on it
I love spending my time exploring, sight seeing and enjoying all Fl. has to offer, but wouldn't mind some company
**My Ideal Match**
Someone That wants to take the time to get to know 1 person at a time. that knows monogamy doesn't come from trees, that has not been so wounded by past relationships that they have lost the ability to trust. I do not care, how much you paid for the "things" that you have, or how much money you have, you still can't buy love or integrity.
Happy, Upbeat, Takes care of himself, Does Not have a Victim Mentality (blames everyone else for his problems) and MUST love pancakes on Sunday Morning.
Stuck On Stupid, Sittin On Silly, Waitin For Dumb.
I am breaking out of my shell and becoming a peanut!
To those of you that have asked: Yes, as a matter of fact I am good in bed, I can sleep for days.
This was written with humor. If you don't understand that, PLEASE do not write me. Also to everyone that is writing that wants to save my soul, Thanks, but I heard I'm already on His favorites list.
If I Like you, I may "tweet" you to a drink, I may "tweet" you to icecream, heck I might even "tweet" you to dinner.
However, no matter how much I like you I will not tweet to your twitter.
Statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
I took a pain pill, Why are you still here?
The Last man I got undressed for was Mr. Bubble
There are two sides to every divorce . . . Yours
and Shithead's.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a
screamer or a moaner.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen
too many of them get
elected.
I love being married. It's so great to find that
one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear
Mom's wise words:
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
There are two types of people in this world -- good and bad.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
****UPDATE*****
Some of the rules I have learned so far:
Must love Animals, Ok but I draw the line at snakes and lizards (that includes lounge lizards)
Must look good on the back of my bike, Ok I'll wear my tiara and work on my princess wave
My kids are #1, Gee I thought that honor belonged to Hertz
Apparently I am the only one in the world that does not have Yahoo, Not to be confused with the yummy chocolate drink YooHoo (I have that)
No Game Players, Darn I so enjoy Naked Twister
No Baggage, and after I spent all that money on a matching set
No Cheaters,~~~~Sigh~~~~~ That is the only way I win at Monopoly
No Liars, Well there goes my Poker game.
I don't "Shout" or "Holla". I will however answer most first E-Mails politely.
Glass 1/2 full 1/2 empty...Whatever.... Chances are I'm still going to have to wash the dang thing
You want attention, someone to be there for you, listen to your wants? How about cook, clean, and waiting on your every need? LOL...Me too!
I will continue to add more as I find them out. My mission is to spread the word so everyone can reap the benefits of my hard work.
****If you are young enough to be my son and you are e-mailing to ask me out, rest assured I will treat you the same way I do my sons. With the exceptions of cooking you dinner and baking you a birthday cake.*****
The only Time you should look down on someone, is when you are picking them up.
All the things you need to know about me:
I am searching for a reason to stop searching.
I am Not royalty, so I do Not want, nor do I have any need to be treated like a princess.
Plays well with others, Charming, Funny, Colors outside the lines and if I'm feeling really bold I run with scissors. Even though I'm catholic I rarely go to church. I practice my own religion, it's called being nice, it's probably because I strongly believe in Karma. I work out 5 days a week and keep in shape. So if your idea of staying fit is mowing the lawn once a week we probably would not be a good fit. Also if your idea of entertainment is watching cars go around in circles to see who can go the fastest, believe me, we would not be a good fit. I am passionate about life, love and laughter. Sometimes I am girly, sometimes a bit of a tomboy. I like getting my hands dirty but I hate breaking a nail, I like getting dressed up but prefer jeans, I like to have a nice meal out but would rather cook one. I do volunteer work at a local organization and I will not give that up. Actually I would hope you would join me or have something that you are commited to. My feelings on volunteer work are strong as I have been blessed in my life. I have a happy healthy family, friends that care, food to eat, a roof over my head and a job, so that is my way of giving back.
My Motto: When life hands you lemons reach for the Tequila.
I am not looking for someone to "Complete" me. I am already a complete person. Heck I still have my tonsils. What I am looking for is someone to share my life. The good and the bad, the ups and downs, the smiles, laughter and tears.
I had my drama gene removed a very long time ago, so I keep it at a minimim in my life, I would hope you do as well.
***While I understand confession is good for the soul, I am not a priest. So if after a few E-Mails or phone calls, you have to tell me you lied about your age, marital status or your picture was taken 40+ pounds ago Please do Not contact me. I am not perfect and have my flaws like everyone else, but if you have lied about such things all that will do is make me wonder what else you will lie so easily about. If you are not comfortable with who you are, how can you expect anyone else too?
First Date
* I think the new 1 word personalty description is stupid, so I opted for Maker because I like to smile so as to "Make" people wonder what I am up to*
Browsing a great used book store. Going to Brookstone and sitting in the massage chairs. Really, it doesn't matter how or where it begins, what's important is how it ends.
When Your body is tired, exercise your mind.
If you are riding the Bitter Bus, please Don't stop here.
Might I suggest you get off on Therapy Lane and seek help!!!
In memory of my Dear Patrick
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Browsing a great used book store. Going to Brookstone and sitting in the massage chairs. Really, it doesn't matter how or where it begins, what's important is how it ends.
When Your body is tired, exercise your mind.
If you are riding the Bitter Bus, please Don't stop here.
Might I suggest you get off on Therapy Lane and seek help!!!
In memory of my Dear Patrick
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 | ~My M~ Yet, another year has rolled by, not sure if we made it through unscathed or not, but we made it!! I don't even really remember how, when or why we learned of one another ~ but I'm thankful everyday that we did. The big sister I never had, the best friend I ever imagined and a source of never-ending love/support through the most wretched things life has ever thrown my direction. You are my constant, my confidante, my voice of reason and the ever-present "It'll all work out in the end." reminder. You love me enough to let me process, listen when I'm ready to talk and laugh at the ridiculousness of the trivial details I must tell someone when the process is done. Simply put? You are my light at the end of the proverbial tunnel. ~S~ |
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