Oafah: I'm a fish, apparently. Catch me.
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Toronto, Ontario
36 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aries
Oafah is looking for a relationship.
Some University

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
When you're a child-free atheist drug-and-alcohol-free comedy writer, you're bound to offend/alienate 95% of people you meet, and only a fraction of those who don't dismiss you are going to be physically attracted to you. This is a simple reality that has brought me here, to help narrow the field a bit and find a woman who has made similar lifestyle choices.

On the plus side, I have a big smart with an even bigger heart, and I'm not afraid to use either, though the former often gets me in trouble. I also try to be as understanding, tolerant, and accommodating as I possibly can, as I understand that all people are uniquely different and have a plethora of reasons for being how they are.

Other than that, I've recently become very physically active. I work out 6 days a week and am having to upload new pictures all the time for the sake of accuracy. I'm not the sort of guy who likes to flex his muscles for public display, but I must say that I'm very proud of what I've achieved in such a short time. In total, I've lost 80+ lbs over the last year, and now that I'm within my ideal weight range, I've concentrated on building muscle more than anything. All that being said, I'm not the sort of guy who harps on the aesthetic qualities of others with relation to physical fitness. In other words, most women are beautiful in one way or another, and I find a wide range and variety of them attractive. No one should feel pressured to conform to a certain image just because I've chosen to take better care of my body.

I should also note that I have an aversion to belly-button piercings. It's weird, I know, but it's the truth. They just make me a little sick.

First Date
I'm not really interested in a long, drawn-out online relationship. I'd really just like to buy you dinner sometime and get to know you. Is that so much to ask?

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