I talk more when I'm drunk, less coherently though. I subscribe to a religion cleverly disguised as a joke. Bad sex causes me to have serious existential dilemmas. I've been getting to know the Goddess of chaos (in the Biblical sense). I moved to Vancouver almost a month ago and am leaving in about a month to move to China. I'm a student at a fake college that gives real degrees. It lives in Southern California eastward of L.A. I'm on hiatus from that place though. I really like people. They are probably my favorite. I talk to bums about philosophical matters. I flirt with married women, but I haven't adulterated them. Very fat people make me uneasy unless they have extra special charisma (no offense to the fattiboombahs reading, I still love you). I climb fake rocks inside a building for fun. Japanese food is delicious. Dancing is healthy. I'm can rap good. Everything always works out more perfectly that I could have planned it. Westside.