I really don't want to come across the wrong way here but I think I'm an amazing man and walk with my head held high because I'm really proud of who I've become. I’m my favorite person in the entire world but wouldn’t consider myself to be arrogant as much as confidant. I really don't like saying that because I prefer to show it rather than say it but this isn’t exactly the place to be humble so here it goes.
I grew up just outside of Winnipeg and I’m very different from your typical Vancouverite who hides behind a dark scowl under an umbrella. I’m incredibly easygoing, extremely gregarious, very friendly, and if given the opportunity I will personally demonstrate why the license plates say “Friendly Manitoba”. I am infectiously positive, always look for something I like about everyone I meet, and treat them with the respect that I feel they deserve. That being said I’m not a pushover with a pair of rose colored glasses who just fell off a turnip truck. I’ve been around the block more than once and like I said I give people the respect that I feel they deserve. If necessary and when the time comes I will gladly make attitude adjustments whenever appropriate/necessary which means that I’m not opposed to spanking naughty girls when they need to be punished. ;)
I am a very ambitious man who has a very long and lofty list of goals that I’m striving for. I write them out and draw up plans to accomplish each and every one of them like it’s a football game because I have learned that the only thing worse than not reaching your goals is not even trying. I’m not totally wrapped up in my goals and admit that I could try harder to achieve them but I’m also busy appreciating life and being gracious for what I do have. I count my blessings regularly and consider myself to be extremely fortunate for having a much longer list of things to be grateful for than the alternative.
I'm incredibly sarcastic, extremely quick witted, and I have a special fondness for tasteless humor. The dirtier, more insensitive, controversial, inappropriate, senseless, tasteless, and the crustier the better. Nothing is sacred so if you like this humor I guarantee I will have you in stitches. Of course there is a time and a place for everything and I choose my location, audience and timing wisely because the goal is to be funny not a jerk.
I absolutely love music but never learned how to play or do anything and now I really want to learn so for god sake will someone dance with me? I really want to someone to dance the night way with. I don't even care where. We can go to the club. We can take classes. We can dance at home. We can dance at the park. Or we could even split a pair of headphones where nobody will see us. I just want to be a really good dancer and I don't mean just good. I wanna be ooze sex appeal with every groove and be a smooth criminal about it.