WANTED: One good man.
QUALIFICATIONS: Must be employed and self-sufficient. Candidate needs to be a church going Christian, or want to become one. Willingness to walk 5 miles a day with me will earn extra points.
JOB DUTIES: To be my lover, my best friend, and my partner.
BENEFITS: Successful applicant will receive: my honesty and loyalty, intelligent converstion, my dry-sarcastic sense of humor, lots of fun, and great...
Interested individuals apply within.
Meet at some place public, that isn't too noisy. Have a drink and converstion, a meal if we like, then go from there.