Miss Kris: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind...
Non-Smoker with Average body type
San diego, California
33 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Taurus
Miss Kris is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Free Thinker
Surgical Assistant

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Kris
Something about me. I'm young, fun, and just wanna xxx! Oh wait that's not right. Hmmm, so much to tell. Im a Surgical Assistant who has an interest in forensic science and is going to school to be a maverick with the pastries. I have a slightly morbid sence of humor which I like to throw at anyone just to make them laugh. I joke around pretty much all the time and I rarely take things seriously. I am really close with my family even though they are all nuts. Personally I enjoy meeting people the old fashion way of getting drunk and having them spill their guts but who has time for that anymore......

On a side note I am not attracted to overweight guys so if you have a penis AND titts then keep it movin....
Side two same song. I am what they would call vertically challenged ( if you dont understand the term then we wont vibe.....cuz it means ur mentally challenged) So if we meet and we are lookin eye to eye and I could carry you around like a baby then that is an automatic disqualification. Yes yes I know Im shallow blah blah blah.

First Date
How about a blow job to start the night off right?? Well you can forget that sh*t friend! I dont put out for dinner and a movie. Unless its Red Lobster.....damn those crab cakes are good! Anywho.....what was I saying?

Jokes anyone??

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