WARNING... THIS PROFILE CONTAINS PROFANITY, HUMOUR AND JUST A TOUCH OF SARCASM.. DO NOT READ FURTHER IF EASILY OFFENDED ... OH AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE MESSAGING ME TO INFORM ME THAT I'M A BITTER OLD HAG WHO NEEDS A DAMNED GOOD SEEING TO OR I'M TOO UGLY FOR YOU, OR I'M A FREAK, OR I SHOULD PERHAPS GET OFF THE SITE.. SORRY SOMEONE'S BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU.. IT GOT BORING AFTER THE THIRTIETH VERSION.. TA TA SWEETIES XX
I've done the conversational profile, I've done the short and sweet profile...
Neither of them worked so now let's try the base line 'fcuk off you weirdo' profile and see if that works!!!
Yes I'm here on a dating site and yet I am in a relationship, this of course means that the beautiful, nubile, desperate young nymphomaniac, who would have fcuked your brains out for 23 hours out of every 24 is now unable to join because I took the very last spot!!... I am only here to pr1ck tease, feed my attention seeking personality disorder, cheat on my partner, boost my ego and basically spoil the whole experience of dating sites just for you!! As to why I am here at all? Well if you take a little peek at the list of options just below the Plentyoffish logo, can you see the word Forum? There, that's my raison d'etre.. Not that I really need one but you know these people who have to have a reason for doing anything.... Well there's the one for me...
As of this moment, any dumbass, numpty, fukkfaces who insist on messaging me with their claims of sharing so many of my interests, or intuitive claims of compatibility, will have their pathetic little messages, complete with site names, plastered over this profile to be ridiculed by all and sundry...
Now bugger off the lot of you, I'm bored!!!
Our first date would consist of my smacking you around the head with a sharp and shitty stick, in the vain hope I could beat some comprehension into you...
After my arms became too tired to continue the beating, I would just kick you repeatedly in the groin...
|Firstly...I would like to say what a fine, warm hearted lovely young lady pantsonfire is, when I first met this young lady I personally found her words to be soft,caring and affectionate, she is also life and soul of any gathering or meeting who...loves nothing more than to boogie on down with the best of them...WOW !!! what a woman, you go girl.|
|O.K. Not known Shan long but just know she's one of the friendliest people at these do's. Made me feel totally welcome and at ease, even being a total "newbie" to these meets. Warm hearted, down to earth, no airs and graces, and above all a total nutter !!!! With a wicked sense of humour to match. Pants, you made me smile first time I met you. People, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady, you're in for a treat. Respect to you, Shan.|
|Having met Shan a few times now I have to say..shes a diamond and looks good whatever shes wearing. She is very kind, genuine and shows respect for her friends, a quality not everybody has but something, I feel she values and prides herself with. Shes fun to be around and can turn any party into a REAL party. Love meeting you hun, look forward to many more meets where we can don our gear in the POF world. Hugs Jen xxx |
|well pants with the money youve paid me to do you a testimonial dont exexpect much lol
well in the small amount of time iv known pants, iv learnt that she is warm hearted, has a wicked SOH, willing to help thoses in need. tight fisted at the bar lol, knows how to shake that ass on the dance floor mmmm (oh the memories lol)
shes a stunning lady.and just cant think of any thing that the others havent said
hope we remain friends for a very long time xx|
|xmasbaby66||Well, what can I say?
Only known this girl a few days after she came bouncing up to me at the P.O.F. party in Birmingham the other day - these parties are a must for all members if you get a chance to go - and we have been chatting ever since.
We seemed to hit it off straight away - I said hit it off! - and seem to be on the same frequency - F.M. - flipping mental!
Full of life but down to earth, she is geat fun to be with. Hope to see her again very soon at the next meet if not before.
It's not just pants on fire when she is around!|
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