I get enough excercise outta jumpin to conclusions and pushing my luck hehe
I'm allergic to chocolate it makes my bum swell :(
Can I have a new bum this one has a crack in it :D
I like to run through a nursing home dressed as the grim reaper when im bored :D
I feel sorry for people who don't drink, they wake up and that's the best they are going to feel all day!
I have a sixth sense! I see stupid people
Try things once u dont like them dont do them again :)
warning may cause swelling, stiffness, breathlessness, fatigue, hot flushes & sweating. Such symptoms are normal, & it is safe to continue taking me regularly
To all the lads out there looking '' for a bit of craic'' I'm clearly not or I would go to a comedy gig not a dating site
fav quotes : its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean
: if its meant to be wont pass u by (guess im not meant to win the lotto!!!!)
you need apply if : you know how they get the figs into the fig rolls
: you can tell me can every game of solitaire be finshed?
you need not apply if : if ur showing ur ''sick pack'' in ur photo
: if u dont get how important it is to cross lanes on the motorway and not hit the cats eyes
bowling.... so i can check ur ass out while ur pre occupied :D
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