I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about a million times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap (free in most cases), but actions speak much louder, so why bother? The real thrill's in finding out first hand.
There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve.
I am not interested in quantity either and besides, perhaps that what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all more special. I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I am independent but far from being a chauvinistic pig. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. Timeless books and movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings.
What’s your story? What annoyed you today? What are you greatest pet-peeves and what makes you weak in your knees from joy and happiness ?
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally a happy gal...the rest is negotiable.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don’t think it matters what we do on a first date, and I am a big fan of simplicity, so a coffee and walk would be just fine.”