i'm a retired guitar hero legend, kid. i played the axe long before you knew what she was. and when you were cramping your fingers to hit a five button stretch, i was smashing my five star xplorer across the pavement.
don't get me started on my military experience. let's just say that ghostly girls and invading aliens have no chance against me and my powerful summons.
oh did i mention i'm a nerd? well, you'll forgive me when my nerdiness begins reaping interest. because being an tortured geek is like investing. you put all your resources in, struggle through the high school years of swirlies and locker slams and when all is said and done, you make the Forbes 400.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
the above says "describe what would you do for a first date"... at one point, i'd say that i'd do just about anything... but for now, i'll just laugh at this poor execution of the english language