Perfectly imperfect. Not looking for perfection because I sure the hell ain’t perfect. As long as you’re close to perfect, we can work with that ;)
Not looking for FWB or random hook ups. Can get that anywhere, prefer something real. If you’re looking to just get laid, please hit up the next profile and don’t waste my time.
I like my own company. I’m looking for someone to compliment my life, not complicate it. I don’t NEED a man in my life, I WANT one, there’s a difference.
I dislike liars, dishonest people, people who only think about themselves, people who scam/rip others off, people who can’t be honest. I am so not into drama of any kind. For the most part I’m pretty laid back. Just don’t piss me off… lol Kidding. Kinda.
Work full time, own my house, vehicle. Have always been independent.
Enjoy spending time with my family, my dogs, friends, etc… I’ve spent most of my adult years being responsible, raising my kids, working, stuff like that, so if I choose to let my hair down and go a bit crazy on occasion, I think I've more than earned the right to do that. Besides, it keeps me young at heart and you on your toes ;)
I’ve reno’d pretty much my whole house myself. While I’m no pro, once I put my mind to something, it gets done. I like power tools and getting dirty. No princess here! I do get a bit grumpy if I break a nail though, those things are a pain in the ass to get fixed lol
I’m pretty straightforward. I call a spade a spade. Not one to beat around the bush. Be real or go home.
Working on quitting smoking. Not missing it as much as I thought I would, that's a good thing. I'm leaving the "smokes occasionally" on my profile until I can say without a doubt I quit.
About you… (this may get long, all kinds here on POF I’ve discovered…)
You’re tall. Tried dating someone shorter than me in the past, hugging them was like hugging my kids. Just can’t do it, sorry. Don’t like looking down on someone’s head. Personal preference, sorry, but I’m tall, I like tall. And please have a pic. I won’t respond to anyone without a pic. Also, local only please, not interested in a long distance thing!
You have a job. You have your own place (ie: not living with parents, an ex, in a halfway house, have to spend weekends in a ‘gated community’, etc…)
To go along with that job/place, be really cool if you didn’t have to check in with your P.O. once a week, or wear an ankle bracelet, are forbidden to leave the country/can’t get a passport. There’s a difference between being a bad boy and a dumbass. The latter is just all dumbassery. Those who drink like fish or live life stoned need not apply (A bit of 420 here and there is not a big deal, I partake on occasion too but not a daily thing).
If you have any mental issues, thrive on drama, and by thrive I mean you NEED it like you need oxygen, like bullying people or think you're better than everyone else, keep scrolling. No time or patience for narcissistic bullshit.
I have a name. It’s not babe, sweetheart, honey, or anything like that. Please don’t call me pet names if I don’t know you. Maybe it’s just me, but it comes across as sleazy. Also on the same note, don’t send me your phone number and ask me to text you right off the bat. Like seriously guys? I value my time and would prefer not to have it wasted, much like I’ll not waste your time.
Might as well also add, please don’t send me pics of your junk. You may have a particular attachment to your penis, but I sure the hell don’t, and truth be told, they all look the same on a 4” phone screen. Have some respect for yourself and the people you’re sending this garbage to. Some of us left high school years ago…. If and when the time is right, I’m sure I’ll see it in person.
Please boys, use your heads…. If I’m 20+ years older than you, I’m probably not going to be interested. I really don’t give a sh*t how much you like older women, how much you think you can spoil us, make us scream your name or whatever is going on in that head of yours. I have kids your age - that's probably the only thing we'd have in common. Please don't even try. This is non negotiable.
And, for the love of god, if you have a cat/dog/hamster/whatever, and you post pics of your furry baby wearing clothes, sorry, I have to respectfully request you turn your man card in, pronto. Same with the dreaded duck face. It looks horrible on women, looks just as awful on a man. The ONLY place a duck face looks good is on a damned duck!
I'm sure there's more but this should be good for starters, right? lol