| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Port Williams Nova Scotia | |
| Details | 47 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Tech support | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Koolnite wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Koolnite has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Decided to say t'heck with the profile and just post jokes. Enjoy! :)
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Valentine's Vernacular: A Dating Dictionary...
DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
A woman walks into a post office one day and sees
a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and
starts spraying scent all over them.
Her curiosity getting the better of her, she goes up to
the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out
1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the woman.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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Valentine's Vernacular: A Dating Dictionary...
DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
A woman walks into a post office one day and sees
a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and
starts spraying scent all over them.
Her curiosity getting the better of her, she goes up to
the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out
1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the woman.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
First Date
Not looking for Ms. Right ( Although, none of us can see into the future ) I just enjoy making other people laugh ( or at least smile ). Friends ( no, not friends with benefits *lol* ) and hanging out are always good though
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