Grammar... It is important. I don't want to have to ask a preschooler to read something for me in order to understand nor do I talk in code or text. Please note the proper use of capitalized words often misused:
THEY'RE going to THEIR car over THERE.
YOU'RE not using YOUR words correctly.
The TWO of them are going TO the store TOO.
If it is more THAN what you need, THEN leave the rest.
You are the most beautiful WOMAN amongst all WOMEN.
Ok done with the douchiness, on to the show!
My name is Victor in case you missed it up in the basic info section. In from the dirty D. No not Dallas... Detroit Michigan. Southwest side, Mexican town. I'm a beaner. Came to sunny AZ in 2007 and never looked back. Love it here. I have a daughter... Just putting it out there. She lives in Michigan with her mom. I call her every day. I have no family, aside from my fraternity brothers, here in AZ. I moved for a new start, but isn't that what everyone moves for? I've experienced everything from murders (my sister's... I found her), drive bys, gang fights, cancer... You name it I've probably experienced it in Detroit.
Now I'm here and couldn't be happier. I moved out here for work. I needed to provide for my kid. I have the awesomest daughter in the world. I'm married to work but would like to change that some day. I don't have a set type of woman I look for. I just go with what my mind, heart, or other extremities desire (hey I'm a guy, not going to bullsh*tyou).
I'm not much of a drinker. In fact I rarely drink. Clubs aren't my cup of tea. I DJ'ed clubs for 12 years so it got boring. In an avid shooter and have guns for days. Plan on going shooting with me if we ever get to the point of hanging out. My music tastes vary from country to metal to hip hop to dubstep to good ole freestyle (not rap freestyle). Anything that pounds the subs in my jeep makes for good music.
In a foodie. I love to eat. My favorite food is a good burger. I love movies. Staying home watching a good movie with good company and good food is what I call a great night.
I speak 3 languages... English, Spanish, and sarcasm. I'm a closet comedian, so it may seem that I look serious or sometimes mean but I assure you that I am a clown.
So I left a lot out so that there is something to ask during a conversation. In always up for a good convo! Get to know me. In a riot!
I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
*name the movie*
Let's go go-karting, bowling, shooting, botanical gardens, movies, ice cream, Ihop, something fun!