exobee.tumblr.com -- last.fm/user/happyhearse
you can call me mack! i'm actually 21* years old--was 17 when i first signed up, and.. you get the idea
- i'm open to dating around, new friends, sexytimes, penpals.. pretty much relations of most any kind with folks of any and all genders~!
- let's be friends! i love meetin' new people and i'm super friendly
- i'm very sarcastic, so i guess that could make me seem like an a-hole. but i probably actually like you, maybe
- i love puns and stupid jokes, so i guess you'll just have to tolerate that
- i have some weird interests; i think taxidermy is friggin awesome. i want to live in a house filled with mounted animal skulls and have furniture made of antlers or something
- i can almost guarantee that i WON'T RESPOND if your first message to me is 'hi :)' or 'hey :)' or 'ur hot' or some other banal one-word greeting
i love: feminism, politics, pizza, animals, chillaxin', adventure time, tim and eric awesome show, dr. who, weed, intelligent discussion, cuddling, beards, cuddling beards, curly mustaches and other fanciful facial flora, tasteful tats/piercings/other body mods, vidya games
i feel that henry rollins put it best..
"I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there."