exobee.tumblr.com -- last.fm/user/happyhearse
you can call me mack! i'm actually 19* years old--was 17 when i first signed up, and.. you get the idea
- there was no option for this under "marital status", but i'm in an open relationship with my lovely lady ash. not looking for another "primary", but dating around, new friends, sexytimes, penpals.. i'm open to relations of most any kind with folks of any and all genders~!
- let's be friends! i love meetin' new people and i'm pretty much super friendly
- i'm pretty sarcastic, so i guess that could make me seem like an ***hole. but i probably actually like you, maybe
- i love puns and stupid jokes, so i guess you'll just have to tolerate that
- i have some weird interests; i think taxidermy is ****ing awesome. i want to live in a house filled with mounted animal skulls and have furniture made of antlers or something
- i can almost guarantee that i WON'T RESPOND if your first message to me is 'hi :)' or 'hey :)' or 'ur hot' or some other banal one-word greeting
i love: feminism, politics, pizza, animals (especially my rats), chillaxin', adventure time, tim and eric awesome show, dr. who, weed, intelligent discussion, cuddling, beards, cuddling beards, curly mustaches and other fanciful facial flora, tasteful tats/piercings/other body mods, vidya games
i feel that henry rollins put it best..
"I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there."