Well, I guess it could sum me up to say that everyone's mom loves me. I'm a total gentleman with good manners, but I also have a sense of humor that would make mom blush. I will go out of my way to do thoughtful things for people I care about, but I won't be taken advantage of. I know who I am, and what I believe to be important in this life.
I like to sing popular songs with my own R rated lyrics. I see humor in pretty much everything and I love to make people smile, even if it's at my own expense. Sometimes I'm even inspired to write poetry about body functions.
I love to play and watch all kinds of sports and I play touch football, and ball hockey regularly. (You should come out and watch me play sometime! lol) I own my own computer consulting business, but that doesn't mean I'm boring. I'm also a Manager and Server at a fine dining restaurant, and I've been in the service industry since I was 14...I'm very much a people person.
I like to think I have a social conscious, and I do my best to donate 5% of my income to charity.
I try to avoid people who dramatize their life with all the 'things that happen to them'. I really don't have space in my life for people who blame everyone and everything for their 'lot in life', instead of taking responsibility for their own choices and actions. I'm not judging cause I've been there, I just know that at this point in my life I need to surround myself with positive, like minded people. :)
I believe there is a balance to everything. I like to focus on the positive. I look for opportunities and reasons to be grateful. I'm not religious per se, but I do have my own beliefs based on a collection of religions, a bit of science, and that acid trip in grade 11.
I like all kinds of music, but I guess I'm partial to 60's and 70's classic rock, rap/hip hop and heavy metal. I don't really have my 'finger on the pulse' of the music scene, but I'm open to anything and I know what I like when I hear it.
I love to go camping, but I can't fish worth crap. I don't like swimming in lakes unless I know the water is really deep. That's weird eh?
I have way to many clothes for a guy that's not Metrosexual. It's not that I like buying clothes, I just hate throwing stuff out. I still have my grad jacket, all my school report cards, and a porcelain parrot from Mexico 20 years ago.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hoarder (or even close), but every time I move to a new home, there's a box that hasn't been opened since Ton Loc was singing, "Funky Cold Medina."
When I find something funny, I tell everyone. Sometimes twice accidentally. And they might hear it a third time as I tell someone else. I'm sure some people find it annoying. That makes me laugh even more.
I've always wanted to get into voice overs. I have over a dozen voices that would be good on cartoons, and a couple that are only good in the bedroom when the lights are out...wait, that's kinda creepy, I hardly know you!
But I digress...
I put, 'no' for "Do you do drugs" even though I have been known to blaze a doobie. Some people do crack 'socially', and I didn't want to be confused with them.
I'm probably more interested in someone with at least basic English skills. What I mean is someone who can type a complete sentence without purposely butchering the spelling of more than half the words. An attempt at proper capitalization or punctuation would be appreciated. We should all remember how important capitalization is!!!
There is a difference between, "Go help your uncle Jack off the horse" and, "Go help your uncle jack off the horse"
It seems that somewhere along the line, I must have messaged someone who was either married, or looking for a casual encounter, or something like that (purely by accident I assure you)...now I'm blocked from sending messages to some of you. So if you're on my favorites list, yet I haven't contacted you, it's probably because I can't :-(
I think I'll have to add to this later...that's all the inspiration I have right now...
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