About Me
I AM PROBLY THE MOST FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. I ALSO LOVE YOU, THANK YOU. BESIDES HUGGIES KITTIES WHILE ROLLING AROUND WITH BUNNIES, I DRIVE BUSSES TO MAKE ENDS MEAT. IN ADDITION TO BEING A NATURAL LOVE MAN, I ALSO MOONLIGHT AS A LOVE MAN. PLEASE JUST SAY YES TO LOVE, AND YES TO ME. BUT ONLY IF YOU LIKE BEING LOVED SO MUCH, YOUR PANITES WILL BECOME A BEES NEST OF INFLAMED INVERTED AFFECTION! MY ONLY FLAW IS THAT IM TOO PERFECT! ENJOY ME, OK?
First Date
I WOULD HAVE MY MOM PICK US UP AND TAKE US TO THE MAKE OUT SPOT, WHERE WE WILL ENGAGE IN TICKLE TORTURE, AND HICKY FIGHTS. LATER I WILL DITCH MY MOM AND HAVE HER DROP US OFF AND THE LOCAL V.F.W. WHERE I WILL GET COMPLETLY SMASHED AND HUMILIATE MYSELF, AND YOU WILL PROBALY CALL A CAB HOME, LEAVING ME STRANDED PASSED OUT ON A POOL TABLE IN A PILE OF MY OWN PUKE. AND THEN I WOULD CALL YOU THE NEXT DAY AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY.
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