"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no FOOLIN' around!" I do not suffer fools lightly! Understand my headline? Then we should talk but endless blah blah blah is way too boring for me. Judgment of me by age...BIG MISTAKE! I KNOW WHO I AM AND EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!
First let me say that I am the youngest persona of someone in my age category you will EVER meet...providing we DO meet...lol. Just ask me about my headline I will be happy to explain. Does tickling count in making you laugh? LOL Let me add I loathe liars, game players and judgemental women! I am also not attracted to anyone demanding, controlling or possessive.
Second, I am all about having fun...I have some form of fun every single day in some capacity.
Have you read the study about those people who prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla? Ask me and I will fill you in!
I am simply a kind, very sweet and gentle man...just ask anyone who knows me...lol. I am also an amateur chef...yes I can cook and I am at home in the kitchen...anyone find that sexy...lol? In fact you may even say "you should be on the Food Network...lol.
I wear some cool shoes...do you? I hate to see boots on women...ask me why? And Uggs are aptly named...they are UGLY! LOL
I have hair on my chest and NOT on my back...LOL.
I enjoy the friendship of women. I enjoy getting silly, staying in with some good food and a film or music. I am playful, honest and passionate and I would love to make you laugh. If I can't accomplish making you laugh through my humor I might just have to tickle you...lol. I enjoy a great meal out. Cooking together. Watching a great sporting event. I love animals...especially dogs. Do you like the sun and water in summer...getting tan. Kissing the face that makes me melt and smile. I hope to hear from you. I have a question...why are so many women loving Harleys, camping and NASCAR? I apologize if this question offends anyone. One more thing...they say that when animals like you it is a sign of a warm and sensitive heart...animals love me...even the most unfriendly...introduce me to your pet! PS: I have played tennis since the age of 8.
I would give just about anything to feel that old feeling of meeting someone new that just captivates my thoughts. That someone you think about when listening to music and as I drift off to sleep. I love a ticklish woman...it's sexy!
Dark chocolate covered pretzels are the perfect food...salty, sweet and chocolate all at the same time...can there be anything better?
PS: I LOVE nice legs!
I like children I just don't have any of my own.
How about meeting for coffee and shoe shopping for a first date?
By the way if you like a great Greek salad I make an excellent one as I am Greek...lol.
I love electronic gadgets, watches and cool pens...weird?
In the film 'Animal House' Dean Wormer said "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." I am NONE of the aforementioned...lol.
NAME THAT TUNE: "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker..."
FYI...I have absolutely NO patience for online nonsense!
I weigh 180 lbs...only 10 lbs more than when I graduated high school!
More FYI: I have now wrinkles, I have some of the longest eyelashes you will find on a guy and I don't use mascara lol, I am folically challenged but Iook great in a baseball cap! LOL! I used to teach tennis, I am a fish in water as I used to be a competitive swimmer in freestyle and breaststroke...no pun intended...lol and lifeguard as well as train lifeguards for the Red Cross(even saved a man's life once), I don't play golf but I will watch the Majors, I wear a tux for my job...can you guess what I do? Also, my feet are ugly but yours should be pretty and if u need help in that dept. I will even give u a pedi and foot massage and I sometimes hide my profile because I want to be available to respond quickly to anyone who contacts me. :) Jaded/cynical pass me by and I will NEVER be emasculated by a woman again like what happens to most men in marriage...get it? RESPECT is a two way street! I am EXTREMELY aware and self aware. I may not make a lot of money but I am generous to a fault AND I HATE money and all the trouble it brings to the world. $ IS truly the root of all evil. If you profile/stereotype me as most men you've made a mistake. I'm an excellent slow dancer but not much of a fast dancer except in my car...lol...you should see me move there!
The hardest thing in life is saying goodbye.
Sex is NOT my first priority! Older men listen and enjoy good company!
If you have an allure about you I would like to meet you.PLEASE have no issues! No picture no response.
And add pizza to my fave things as well as Grand Funk to some of my fave bands. LOVE subs...not the sandwich. Please no bad tempers or ATTITUDE! Don't mistake my kindness for weakness as I can be a pit bull when it comes to some things.
If you want games go to a casino and if you want a friend get a dog. This is a dating site...get it? Is your profile typically cliche?
PS: NOT impressed by your boobs or plastic surgery...lol. What's impressive is grace, class and a natural allure.
TABOO'S: Glamour Shots, bad selfies and they are ALL bad, mature women wearing skirts above the knee...no matter how nice the legs still look ridiculous, pantyhose never...bare legs always. Visible tattoo's look trashy...no classy lady would do this.
"Wassup?" "I'll tell u wassup it's 2 AM and I should be seeping!" LOL From 2 1/2 Men.
"Tarzan need Jane." LOL
I'm open to anything. NO HILLBILLIES! And for the crazy idiots...take your game somewhere else!
NOT interested in hook ups!
I have discerning taste. I have no interest in reliving a second childhood and can see many of u are!
If you are younger than me so much the better...less jaded! I hate bad attitudes!
Idealists/Unrealists with bucket lists need not apply! Inflated ego's and delusions of grandeur are unacceptable.