Sarcastic, sardonic career-driven guy with a penchant for art and a weakness for women who love to get their way. If I viewed your profile and didn't message you, I probably liked your pic but thought you were a bit too goody-goody. I'm more about women with devil-horns. Protip guys: this is a bad weakness. Stick to World of Warcraft instead.
I could tell you about my hobbies, interests, accomplishments, work life and favorite books and movies. But when you're snuggled up with your partner, do you honestly really care what's on TV? When you're blasting down the highway with the windows open singing along to corny radio top 40's music, does it matter what offices we work in?
Well, I do take my work seriously, but take just about every chance I get to be rebellious against the system and get my way in it. Don't judge (well, unless you want to). I just described success in America. And yes...I may actually move out! So let's get our time in before Shanghai starts looking REALLY attractive.
I tend to take very aggressive risks and go for bold moves, but in my own way -you could never figure out what makes me tick over a few drinks. Or a white text box for that matter. I laugh at the absurd, so I like to keep myself just a tad batty to keep myself smiling.
I value people for their diversity so there is no perfect, ideal lady in my head. I appreciate women for their distinct traits, like intelligence, grammar, fashion sense, hair (I'm looking at you, Ms. Racoon), waist-to-hip ratio, compassion, legs, kindness, ability to beat me at video games, and other qualites you may have I haven't considered yet. It's better to show them than to be an insecure puddley mess so get over your sh*tand be awesome. That free advice costs $5 you can send it to me Stick Stickly, PO box 963. New York City, New York State, 10108.
If you didn't get the above, congrats. You're probably too young for me. I am absolutely eccentric and sometimes stubborn. So if you're ready for something truly different, perhaps a challenge, hit me up!