You're not doing me a favor by reading this, I'm doing you a favor by writing it. Extra points if you get the reference.
I am way too eccentric to convey who I am a white text box, but I'll try to give you a vague idea so you can at least judge that my secret life doesn't involve putting on Mr. Rogers sweaters and pretending dolls are real. (I don't bother with the sweaters).
My favorite drink is Gentleman Jack (some men like to live dangerously. I prefer to live...Gentlemanly).
I own and run my own business. I handle the stress and demands by paying extra attention to health and nutrition, yoga, the occassional bout of 420, and optionally: you. But if so, try not to question what I'm doing with my life. I'm an AH-DULT.
Challenge me and I will surprise you.