I enjoy a good laugh .. and I don't mean little "haha" I mean laughing so hard sound ceases and you're clapping like a retarded seal. Yea, those good laughs. I am the queen of random at the right time. You can ask me ANYTHING, but depending on your question you might get the funniest answer you have ever heard.
Not into whiners, please don't send me whiner messages. Yes, I know you are single, we're all single here, so stop whining.
I'm a mother, I love coffee, bonfires, camping, movies, music, singing, the chicken dance and the bunny hop, and you have no reason to judge me don't lie you like those things too. You don't have to lie to kick it.
I have morals, sorry guys! I prefer men that also have morals. I don't do 1 nighters, I'm not easy, I ain't trying to catch whatever your last romp in the hay had. Remember, when you sleep with someone you are sleeping with everyone they have ever slept with. Gross huh.
Ok I'm done, rock on with your bad self.
It's getting warm .. Karaoke maybe?
STOP!! Are you going to message me? Do 1 thing for me before you decide, say out loud, "Look at my irish wristwatch." Ok let me know how that was!
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