About Me
The name's Altamush.
I have the creativity bug --- the best sort of bug.
I enjoy talking like Will Ferrell in Anchorman. If you ever tell me to call you and speak like that, I just might have to take you to pleasure town.
I'm a student, a writer, hopefully someday your divorce lawyer, and an artist. A dream of mine since I discovered that crayons were for drawing, not just eating. Honestly, you're a lot better off with a steak.
As any true red-blooded male, I was born to play video games and Call of Duty and Madden are the best of them all!
Favorite movie - The Usual Suspects, and Anchorman. Seen them about 30 times each. One inspired me to write, the other to be mysterious.
Love sushi...and I have also eaten some pretty crazy things in my life. (including crayons)
A bit of a gym junkie and I love every minute of it!
I'm quieter than most people expect, and my favorite place in the world is inside my hoodie with my headphones on.
I'm not going to send you some outrageously sexual message no matter how attractive your photos are. Because, for all I know you could really be some fat, balding pedo with ketchup stains on his singlet and potato chips on your moustache!
Everything else about me will remain a mystery, until you ask the right questions ;)