Plenty of fish huh? How about squid? Can I have a squid? Must I be limited to vertibrates? Are there Plenty of Squid?
Are you picking up a squid as a metaphor for different and unique? Probably not if you needed this explanation. This made more sense when my headline said, "fishing for squid."
Before you say, "too long didnt read" to me be aware I am unique and have a lot to say and just skim over the thing looking for words of interest and absorb it. It isn't a school assignment.
I am an artist amongst other things and creative and I have a sense of humor, a playful and silly one! and you need a sense of humor to fill out dating profiles which are about as fun as writing a resume which is to say not fun at all. It is a pity that, using the plenty of fish in the sea analogy, one cannot catch a woman the way one catches a fish. Like with a net or a worm on a hook. That would be so much easier.
People who cannot enjoy playful and silly are kinda sad don't you think?
I'm from the Isle of Misfit Toys. Are you a misfit toy? A mutant among the humans?
Are you unique and different? Does it make you lonely fishing in a sea of mediocrity? Looking for that unique and special talking fish? The one that grants wishes? Me too...
Enough with the fishing metaphors.....
I had a bunch of hoppy an jumpy animated things from back when POF first was set up and it was more fun but they changed it and now I deleted all of them. I like funny profiles with silly crap. How annoying of them to remove it all.
Does anyone really read long profiles? I like to fill mine up with thoughts and
stuff. I wonder if anyone will write after reading all this. it would be nice.
A BASIC DESCRIPTION:
Male(obviously) and I have a pulse...Oh wait, NO PULSE!!! I'm Dead!!!! Must eat BRAINS!!! BRAINS!! Just kidding!! I am told I am very handsome but you are welcome to form your own opinion on the subject. I am somewhat laid back and childlike in personality. Not Childish but childlike, there is a difference. I am also very smart too. Other popular adjectives that can be used to describe me include funny, silly, artistic, bohemian, intuitive, logical, impulsive, thoughtful, friendly, unusual, eccentric, loving, passionate, goofy, playful, affectionate, sexual, sensual, clean, healthy, An ENFP and an Indigo Child according to personality tests but I forgot what those mean. and there are probably others but I am getting bored typing this list.
I like a lot of different things. There is a big ol' interest list but I might as well list important ones. The biggest interests would be comics and cartooning. I love to draw, especially pretty girls! I also like comedy, cartoons, comics, nature, animals, technology, sci-fi, goofy stuff, silly stuff, sexy stuff, erotic stuff, music except country, reading, video games, kayaking, fun stuff basically. There is a big list to go through too.
Oh Wait! Monster movies. I LOVES DA MONSTA MOVIES!!! Especially TOHO's Productions from the 50s to the 70s. You know, Godzilla and friends. With music scores by Akira Ifukube and others and lovely actresses like Kumi Mizuno. Loved it all as a kid and I love it still.
I should point out I draw erotica and am also beginning to write it and plan on drawing erotic comics and writing stories. If that sort of thing bothers you this might not work out. I tend not to do well with prudes. Oh, if you write or draw erotica I would love to exchange ideas and writing and drawing tips!
Any of you know who sang the song "Go Gorilla?" It is such a cool song!
Bonus question. Who sang "saddle up a buzz buzz"?
There was an animated band here once.
I got into Tantra recently.
What do I want in a woman? I had a long list here once but basically it boils down to physical and personality traits. Physically, I really love cute looks. Cute rocks my world! Cute and beautiful! I also like voluptuous body types but paradoxically I like the opposite as well like actress Phoebe Cates for example. I tend to go for exotic looks like asians and latinas and black women but lately I also like readheads. I love raven black hair usually but I have seen a lot of cute blondes. As I said I like cute!
As for personailty? Smart! I love smart women. I also love funny women! Playful,silly, and witty rocks! I also love kindness and compassion. The lack of kindness and compassion are dealbreakers. I love unusual types and creative types. Someone with lots of interests would be cool! Someone passionate, sensual, sexual and not shy about her body or any prudishness is a must. A sapiosexual or sapiophile would be cool. I also once described my ideal as a creative, beautiful, nature goddess/spirit who also loves technology too. Perhaps not everyone is like that but it would be cool if you were.
I like geeky and nerdy types a lot. As I said, unusual. Facinate me!
Basically be interesting please! you don't have to share all my interests but have a bunch! Please!
Oh, and if you put me on your favorite list..WRITE TO ME!!! Give me a test drive!
No purchase necesary, void where prohibited by law....
This was much funnier with the bouncy things.
Ah, a wild night of passion where you reveal yourself to be an alien space princess in need of help and You take me off into space to rescue your brother, fight alien monsters, and have sex a lot. Oh wait! That is the plot of an erotic adventure story I was coming up with.
Seriously, We meet somewhere and talk and then see if there is any chemistry and go on from there into whatever. I found that chatting and talking tends to make the first meeting go better.
I never liked conventional formalized dates. If we are a couple we will have fun together doing fun things we both enjoy.