Age: 49
Long term
Lordsifl: Fishing For Squid!!
Non-smoker with Average body type
Near salem, Massachusetts
48 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Scorpio with Black hair
Lordsifl Wants a relationship
Bachelors degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Second Language Japanese  

About Me
Plenty of fish huh? How about squid? Can I have a squid? Must I be limited to vertibrates? Are there Plenty of Squid?

Are you picking up a squid as a metaphor for different and unique? Probably not if you needed this explanation.

Before you say, "too long didnt read" to me be aware I am unique and have a lot to say and just skim over the thing looking for words of interest and absorb it. It isn't a school assignment.

I am an artist amongst other things and creative and I have a sense of humor, a playful and silly one! and you need a sense of humor to fill out dating profiles which are about as fun as writing a resume which is to say not fun at all. It is a pity that, using the plenty of fish in the sea analogy, one cannot catch a woman the way one catches a fish. Like with a net or a worm on a hook. That would be so much easier.

People who cannot enjoy playful and silly are kinda sad don't you think?

I'm from the Isle of Misfit Toys. Are you a misfit toy? A mutant among the humans?
Are you unique and different? Does it make you lonely fishing in a sea of mediocrity? Looking for that unique and special talking fish? The one that grants wishes? Me too...

Enough with the fishing metaphors.....

Discovered the Smilies and went a "little" bit nuts with them. I got bored with its mundane appearance. So If I want to add a or a because I think they look when in fact they may look really dumb It is still my profile d*mn it! I like them and they amuse me! especially the . The is my friend. Bow To the ! Love Him!!! Worship Him!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!

Does anyone really read long profiles? I like to fill mine up with thoughts and
stuff. I wonder if anyone will write after reading all this. it would be nice.
I want to add more smilies now. I like the one and the of course.

People are too d*mn serious sometimes!

I love kids! get along with them very well! It's adults I sometimes have trouble with....

Animals love me too! Don't know why. Since I love animals it isn't a problem.


Male(obviously) and I have a pulse...Oh wait, I'm Dead! BRAINS BRAINS!! just kidding!! I am told I am very handsome but you are welcome to form your own opinion on the subject. I am somewhat laid back and childlike in personality. Not Childish but childlike, there is a difference. I am also very smart too. Other popular adjectives that can be used to describe me include funny, silly, artistic, bohemian, intuitive, logical, impulsive, thoughtful, friendly, unusual, eccentric, loving, passionate, goofy, playful, affectionate, sexual, sensual, clean, healthy, An ENFP and an Indigo Child according to personality tests but I forgot what those mean. and there are probably others but I am getting bored typing this list.

I just love ol jumpy, don't you?

I like a lot of different things. The biggest interests would be Comics and cartooning. I love to draw, especially pin-ups. I love the female form!
I also love cartoons and comedy. I enjoy Sci-fi and Horror movies but generally prefer my entertainment to be funny and/or sexy. naturally I love campy movies.
I love to read. I read a lot of things. I also love to learn new things everyday.
I also enjoy bikeriding and nature and I love animals. I have lots of other interests and you can ask me about them....Oh Wait! monster movies. I LOVES DA MONSTA MOVIES!!! Especially TOHO's Productions from the 50s to the 70s. You know, Godzilla and friends. With music scores by Akira Ifukube and others and lovely actresses like Kumi Mizuno. Loved it all as a kid and I love it still.

Any of you know who sang the song "Go Gorilla?" It is such a cool song!

Bonus question. Who sang "saddle up a buzz buzz"?

Ah you know you want me now don't you? Look into the HYPNOTIC EYE!! You are now my slave! You cannot resist!!! Come to me!!!!

If you have a desire to chat with me I am lordsifl on yahoo. Just identify who you are to me.

What do I want in a woman? Well I have come to recognize traits in all the women I really hit it off with. They usually have many if not all the following traits. They are usually very kind and playful, childlike personalities. I stress kindness, warmth and compassion as some of their qualities. They are usually very creative and artistic in some way. They are usually very smart with a wide range of interests, often similar to mine. They have a sense of humor, usually a silly and witty one. They are very affectionate, Very sensual and sexual They are pretty and usually have nice voices and usually nice bodies. They are often a little weird in a good way and sometimes couterculture or bohemian. They are independant minded and are not follower types. I tend to do well with people like this or close to this. Are you like this?

Oh, and if you put me on your favorite list..WRITE TO ME!!! Give me a test drive!
No purchase necesary, void where prohibited by law....

First Date
What would I do on a first date? I think that depends on the woman and how things were going. I usually like to chat first to get to know them before going out to see if there is any chemistry before meeting otherwise why bother. My idea of a good first date is some place where we can chat and get to know each other. I don't have a hard and fast procedure for what to do on a date. Should I have one?