Ladies i would first like to apologize in advance. It seems that i have made some mistakes in my life and now finding a good woman to come home to is next to impossible. First i would like to apologize for moving out of my parents and getting a job. I would also like to apologize for having my sh*ttogether and not having an arrest record. I know how much you love baby mamma drama but im sorry i cant supply that either. I am also sorry im not sending you dirty messages and asking for your phone number before you are willing to give it to me. Last but not least im sorry i wont need you to drive me around to places i need to go and pay my living expenses. I know thats a lot to be sorry for right off the bat but it seems like the only people getting a date around here are scrubs.
If by chance you are interested in a guy that is old school and will open your doors, show up with flowers, and shake your fathers hand the first time he meets him then here i am. I know loyalty, honesty, and someone that will do their best to make you smile when you are sad isnt much to offer but if by some chance you want to raise your standards then send me a message. Dont worry though, if you need me to i will blow up your phone and accuse you of sleeping around. I guess i can do that once every few months just so you know this is reality and not a fairy tail.
Oh and my first message to you is going to be something basic just to see if you are still getting on here. Ill think of something original when i know im going to get a response.